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>Dear Ms. Julia, > >I hope that you won't think it wrong that a 17-year >old boy would try to offer advice to an adult parent, >but I would like to come to Elijah's defense. You say >that you are thinking about getting a paddle to spank >him with. Please, please keep just <i>thinking</i> >about it. Especially as a Christmas present! That >makes the traditional lump of coal as a substitute >gift for naughty kids seem like a trip to Disneyland. > Elijah has said that he sometimes gets it with the >hairbrush. That's enough! > >If you do decide to get a paddle, for God's sake don't >get a big one with holes in it like the one my dad >sometimes paddles me with (second from the right in >the following pic) > >https://ibb.co/W4FymbWY > >That's over the top even for a 17-year old, let alone >an 11-year! > >Lucas has recommended a lexan paddle. I can testify >to the lexan's over-all effectiveness. For normal >misbehavior I get it with this hairbrush shaped and >sized lexan: > >https://ibb.co/fYVrGV03 > >I can say without reservations that it stings like a >nest of hornets! It makes me cry my eyes out. >Nothing worse is needed. You can find lexan paddles >by searching the net for "lexan paddles". The >advantage of a lexan is that it is light weight but >unbreakable. Lexan is a polycarbonate plastic used to >make bullet-proof windshields for fighter jets. >Because it is light weight it has little momentum when >swung as a paddle. That means that when it strikes >the butt it activates the skin pain sensors, which ><strong>sting!</strong>, but does not push further >down and <i>hurt</i>. It reddens the skin but only >for a few hours, and does not bruise. Because the >redness is gone by the time I have PE at school the >next day I don't have to show a red butt in the >showers, an important consideration for Elijah when he >gets into high school - avoids embarrassment! Because >it is light weight the spanker can make the paddle fly >faster for greater sting, and because it doesn't >bruise you can increase the punishment by delivering >more swats - 10 for fidgeting in church, 50 for >shoplifting. I usually get 20-30 swats. Because >there is insufficient momentum to reach deep down, the >lexan is useless over clothes and must be given on the >bare bottom, but Elijah has said that he gets it >bare-bottom anyway, so no change. > >I hope that you don't paddle Elijah, but if you decide >to go that route, do consider a <i>small</i> lexan. >Thank you for reading. > >-Jerry
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