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>Dear Jerry, >Thank you very much for your advice. I have to say >that the big paddle is definitely out of the question. >I find it completely over the top and inappropriate, >especially given the age of my children. >On the other hand, I find the small Lexan very >appealing and am seriously considering buying it. I >like it. Elijah and his brothers are at an age where >they will need many more years and lots of spankings. > > > > > > >>Dear Ms. Julia, >> >>I hope that you won't think it wrong that a 17-year >>old boy would try to offer advice to an adult parent, >>but I would like to come to Elijah's defense. You say >>that you are thinking about getting a paddle to spank >>him with. Please, please keep just <i>thinking</i> >>about it. Especially as a Christmas present! That >>makes the traditional lump of coal as a substitute >>gift for naughty kids seem like a trip to Disneyland. >> Elijah has said that he sometimes gets it with the >>hairbrush. That's enough! >> >>If you do decide to get a paddle, for God's sake don't >>get a big one with holes in it like the one my dad >>sometimes paddles me with (second from the right in >>the following pic) >> >>https://ibb.co/W4FymbWY >> >>That's over the top even for a 17-year old, let alone >>an 11-year! >> >>Lucas has recommended a lexan paddle. I can testify >>to the lexan's over-all effectiveness. For normal >>misbehavior I get it with this hairbrush shaped and >>sized lexan: >> >>https://ibb.co/fYVrGV03 >> >>I can say without reservations that it stings like a >>nest of hornets! It makes me cry my eyes out. >>Nothing worse is needed. You can find lexan paddles >>by searching the net for "lexan paddles". The >>advantage of a lexan is that it is light weight but >>unbreakable. Lexan is a polycarbonate plastic used to >>make bullet-proof windshields for fighter jets. >>Because it is light weight it has little momentum when >>swung as a paddle. That means that when it strikes >>the butt it activates the skin pain sensors, which >><strong>sting!</strong>, but does not push further >>down and <i>hurt</i>. It reddens the skin but only >>for a few hours, and does not bruise. Because the >>redness is gone by the time I have PE at school the >>next day I don't have to show a red butt in the >>showers, an important consideration for Elijah when he >>gets into high school - avoids embarrassment! Because >>it is light weight the spanker can make the paddle fly >>faster for greater sting, and because it doesn't >>bruise you can increase the punishment by delivering >>more swats - 10 for fidgeting in church, 50 for >>shoplifting. I usually get 20-30 swats. Because >>there is insufficient momentum to reach deep down, the >>lexan is useless over clothes and must be given on the >>bare bottom, but Elijah has said that he gets it >>bare-bottom anyway, so no change. >> >>I hope that you don't paddle Elijah, but if you decide >>to go that route, do consider a <i>small</i> lexan. >>Thank you for reading. >> >>-Jerry
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