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] Date Posted:09:37:17 11/10/25 Mon Author Host/IP: 72.78.201.247 In reply to:
Logan
's message, "Streaking" on 19:04:58 11/09/25 Sun
I almost forgot about an experience that I had in junior high school. I’ll tell about it exactly as it happened, and I swear to you that every word is true or my name is not Giovanni Pierre von Wienerschnitzel.
In junior high school, Harvey Wallbanger was known for his coin coin collection. He would often challenge one of us for a coin flip game. If the coin lands heads, the other person has to come to school naked the next day. If the coin lands tails, the other person doesn’t. That’s fair enough, wouldn’t you say?
Yet, for some reason, the coin landed heads every time.
One time, I was dreadfully afraid that I would have to go to school naked the next day. It was my turn to give a book report in front of my English class. Gloria was a gorgeous girl on the front row that I had a mad crush on. The next day was the day for my book report, and it would be absolutely terrible if I had to get up in front of the whole class as naked as a jaybird. Then Gloria would see me without a stitch of clothes on!
Nevertheless, what had to be done had to be done. A fifty percent chance of winning the coin toss game was the best chance I had, so I approached Harvey Wallbanger. I told him my story, and he understood how important it was to me.
But before tossing the coin, I said, “I have heard rumors that you have been using a two-headed coin. Do you mind if I look at the coin first?”
“You accuse your dear friend of treachery? I am deeply offended!”
I didn’t want to hurt Harvey’s feelings, so I went ahead with the coin toss. Sure enough, it landed heads.
My mother called me downstairs for breakfast the next morning. She said, “Aren’t you going to get dressed for breakfast?”
I said, “Nah, I’ll just eat breakfast like this.”
I gobbled up my breakfast, gathered up my books, and went toward the door. My mother said, “Aren’t you going to get dressed for school?”
I gave her a quick kiss on the cheek and said, “No, not this time. Bye, Mom, I love you.”
Out the front yard, down the street, and into the school building, I was on full display. I heard shrieks, I heard giggles, and I heard comments that sounded like, “That must be one of Harvey Wallbanger’s friends.”
I sat through my classes, trying to think of what the teacher was saying. Then the bell rang at five minutes until ten, time to go to English class. A minute later, there I was, walking into the classroom, in perfect view of everyone in the room. There was Gloria, taking her place on the front row. Hopefully she wouldn’t notice the difference.
I waited patiently and tried to listen while the first student reported on The Old Man and the Sea and the second student reported on Lord of the Flies. My turn came, so I walked up to the front of the room. The teacher’s desk was only six feet from Gloria’s desk. That meant I had to squeeze right in front of Gloria’s desk, with my tallywhacker hanging over and pointing straight at the girl.
I delivered my book report, trying to sound calm and natural. Meanwhile, my male organ edged slowly upward.
By the end of the report, it was directly vertical. “So you see, this was a modern retelling of the Russian Revolution. If you enjoy studying history like I do, you might also enjoy Animal Farm by George Orwell.”
The class applauded congenially. Gloria pulled down my willy, released it in one swift motion, and counted the times that it slapped against my tummy. “One, two, three.”
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Date Posted:15:01:27 11/11/25 Tue Author Host/IP: 107.130.116.129
>I almost forgot about an experience that I had in
>junior high school. I’ll tell about it exactly as it
>happened, and I swear to you that every word is true
>or my name is not Giovanni Pierre von Wienerschnitzel.
>
>In junior high school, Harvey Wallbanger
If you are going to make up these stories to masturbate, at least make the names believable. Even if it is obvious that your story is bullshit.
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Date Posted:16:13:35 11/12/25 Wed Author Host/IP: 73.154.23.148
>>I almost forgot about an experience that I had in
>>junior high school. I’ll tell about it exactly as it
>>happened, and I swear to you that every word is true
>>or my name is not Giovanni Pierre von Wienerschnitzel.
>>
>>In junior high school, Harvey Wallbanger
>
>
>If you are going to make up these stories to
>masturbate, at least make the names believable. Even
>if it is obvious that your story is bullshit.
Date Posted:16:45:18 11/12/25 Wed Author Host/IP: 73.154.23.148
>>>I almost forgot about an experience that I had in
>>>junior high school. I’ll tell about it exactly as
>it
>>>happened, and I swear to you that every word is true
>>>or my name is not Giovanni Pierre von
>Wienerschnitzel.
>>>
>>>In junior high school, Harvey Wallbanger
>>
>>
>>If you are going to make up these stories to
>>masturbate, at least make the names believable. Even
>>if it is obvious that your story is bullshit.
Huh? What is this? The name of the poster is just the name of the forum we're on and then the text is the exact same as what it's replying to.
Date Posted:09:43:30 11/13/25 Thu Author Host/IP: 24.57.206.80
>Huh? What is this? The name of the poster is just the
>name of the forum we're on and then the text is the
>exact same as what it's replying to.
pay no attention it/him/her, it is probably just another troll. they come out from under their rocks every now and then.
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