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Subject: Re: Nude mascot Author: spelvin [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 09:51:46 11/23/25 Sun Author Host/IP: 72.78.201.247 In reply to: Charlotte-Elizabeth 's message, "Nude mascot" on 18:10:04 11/22/25 Sat There must have been something in the local water supply. People in the small town were showing embarrassment for the silliest reasons. The high school drama class was rehearsing the 1945 musical Carousel. One of the girls was reluctant to play the role of Julie Jordan because of the song “You’re a Queer One, Julie Jordan.” Fran Chisee owned a Goofy Burger stand. At the national headquarters, the directors were incensed because she wouldn’t play a TV commercial wearing a Goofy costume. The difficulty was especially prevalent among the boys. Kevin’s parents kept him nude at home out of considerations for his physical and psychological wellbeing. At the age of 12, Kevin started to feel uneasy about remaining nude when his Aunt Mildred and his 11-year-old cousin Gloria came to visit. Why, she’s just a little girl! Harvey’s folks were rummaging through the grandparents’ attic and found a whole boxful boys’ shorts which Grampaw wore in the Seventies, when he was a boy. Harvey’s folks had him try them on and found that that they looked very nice. They said, “Why don’t you wear those shorts to school?” That created a battle every morning. The school talent show was a veritable battleground. One of the teachers was rehearsing a partner dance number, but there were more boys than girls. She asked Gary to wear a wig and a dress, but he didn’t like the idea. One of the mommies was proud of Larry’s physique, so she practiced a dance number with him. The song was “I’m Sexy and I Know It” and the costume consisted of a pair of underpants. Larry wasn't too keen on the idea. Charlotte-Elizabeth wanted her 7-year-old daughter Piper to serve as nude mascot for the boys’ high school, but Piper was rather hesitant. Dr. Shrink called all of these patients together for a group session. He informed them that they were afflicted with the hyper-embarrassment syndrome. He tried asking his patients to act out their phobias. The group sang “You’re a Queer One, Julie Jordan,” but it didn’t do any good. Mrs. Chisee tried on the Goofy costume, but it didn’t do any good. Kevin took his clothes off, Harvey wore wore his short shorts, and Gary wore a wig and a dress. That didn’t do any good. Larry did his solo dance, but that didn’t change anything. Dr. Shrink now decided that it was time to do some primary research on this little-known malady. He collected hair samples from all his participants and sent them to the DNA lab. The DNA lab examined those samples and identified a hyper-embarrassment syndrome gene. The lab, in turn, sent their findings to a pharmaceutical company, which discovered an antidote. Dr. Shrink prescribed the antidote to his clients, and all went well. The high school drama student went on stage as planned. The next day, a rumor passed around that she was LGBTQ. Mrs. Chisee did the TV commercial and made a great big fool out of herself. Kevin remained nude when Gloria visited and got teased mercilessly. Harvey went to school every day wearing his grandfather's minimal shorts and tried to ignore all the comments from his peers. The talent show took place with Gary wearing a wig and a dress and Larry wearing underpants. Those two acts were the talk of the town for a long time afterward. Piper heard deafening whistles and catcalls when she made her nude appearance at halftime. And they all lived happily ever after. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: Nude mascot Author: Captain Obvious [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 22:30:03 11/23/25 Sun Author Host/IP: 107.130.116.129 >I live in a small secluded town, there isn't a public >high school in our town so most teenagers go to the >next town over for school. However there is a private >boys high school. They want to have a new school >mascot for the sports games (which are between two >teams of boys from the same school rather than playing >against other schools). They want their mascot to be >really unique. Most school mascots wear a costume, so >they want their mascot to wear nothing at all. They >want it to be a girl since it would be unique in a >school of all boys, but a naked teenage girl would be >inappropriate for the boys to look at. So it has to be >a little girl. > > My daughter Piper is 7 and im thinking about >volunteering her. She said she would really be >embarrassed to be naked in front of all those boys. >She's diagnosed with a psychological condition called >"hyper-embarrassment sydrome" where if she's in an >embarrassing situation repeatedly, she doesn't grow >numb to it over time. Her last time doing it would >feel equally as humiliating as her first. Despite >this, she has strong convictions towards "obedience no >matter what" and I want to test those convictions, so >Im making her do it. > >She starts as soon as Thanksgiving break ends. She >recently turned 7 years old and she'll be in this role >until she turns 10, at which point she'll be "too old" >and they'll find another 7 year old girl to replace >her. Jesus Christ. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]