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Date Posted: 12:34:18 02/08/00 Tue
Author: bnimble
Subject: Very nice.
In reply to: Tworock 's message, "At The River's Edge" on 08:29:15 01/27/00 Thu

> Hunting Bear went to the river to drink. But a bear is
> forever thirsty, and he could not get his fill. So he
> changed into a badger. And he drank, and he was full.
>
> And the ones who can see all, saw this and they said
> it was good. And the Big Heads, as they are called,
> said: Let us remember this and make this a rule.
>
> And Hunting Bear, who was now a badger, went to the
> lodge to find a mate. But when he found one which was
> suitable, she was far too large, so he turned back
> into a bear.
>
> And the Big Heads saw this and they said this was
> good, and they made it a rule.
>
> And Hunting Bear, who was now back in his original
> form, and who now had a large, demanding mate, was
> thirsty once again. So he went to the river where he
> found a sign that said: You Must Turn Into A Badger To
> Drink Here.
>
> So he turned into water.
>
> And the Big Heads said: Where the hell did he go?!

Well done. Clap, clap, clap.

You should take up a writing career if you haven't already.

Of course, you're writing here so that would
be redundant.

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