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Date Posted: 08:29:15 01/27/00 Thu
Author: Tworock
Subject: At The River's Edge

Hunting Bear went to the river to drink. But a bear is forever thirsty, and he could not get his fill. So he changed into a badger. And he drank, and he was full.

And the ones who can see all, saw this and they said it was good. And the Big Heads, as they are called, said: Let us remember this and make this a rule.

And Hunting Bear, who was now a badger, went to the lodge to find a mate. But when he found one which was suitable, she was far too large, so he turned back into a bear.

And the Big Heads saw this and they said this was good, and they made it a rule.

And Hunting Bear, who was now back in his original form, and who now had a large, demanding mate, was thirsty once again. So he went to the river where he found a sign that said: You Must Turn Into A Badger To Drink Here.

So he turned into water.

And the Big Heads said: Where the hell did he go?!

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