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Subject: Hey Wily, light a candle!


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Grenade Man
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Date Posted: 14:36:30 06/17/01 Sun

Quick Man had followed Dr. Wily down the hallway to a room which none of the robots entered, except to clean it. Now, he stood outside the door, pacing.
"Sir...we need you on the command deck I must insist that you..."
"Silence!" Wily hollered. "Return there now, I am busy here...go away!"
"But I needed to speak with you about target acquisitions, power generators, the Zero project, and Mega Man, and..."
"Listen. Quick Man, you are a Robot, and I don't expect you to understand this, but if you ever bother me when I'm in here again, I'm going to personally take you apart, and make you into a vacuum cleaner, get it?"
Quick Man just turned around, and left. A few moments later, Wily came up on the command deck holding his hand to his stomach, and walking funny.
"A problem sir?", Flash Man asked.
"No. I just ate something that didn't agree with me."
He slumped hard into the command chair. "Quick Man, hand me that bottle over there. The pink one....", he said as his stomach groaned. ..."And tell Shade Man that if he doesn't learn how to cook something good next time, I'm going to..."
Quick Man finished his sentence, "Turn him into a vacuum cleaner?"
Quick Man walked over to Flash Man, and whispered, "Man..I'm just glad he didn't give us a sense of smell...that hallway out there...."
Flash Man replied, "The room he went into was worse."
They both looked at eachother and said, "Humans..."

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