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Date Posted: 10:37:08 08/06/03 Wed
Author: Frenchman
Subject: For all you TV Land viewers.

This is a tale of the Bad Azz car,
... The car they call Iroc-X.
That's got the comp e tition azz-scratch'n,
...Maybe they'll get theirs fixed.

A race went down on an old farm road,
...a road that's not used much.
The Frenchman took a thousand bucks from Mike,
...oh sh#* what bad luck.

The turbo began to boost real hard,
...Big Nasty running at a stroll,
Made Turbo Mike blow the heads off,
...inlet temperature took its toll.

And if you don't want to be like Turbo Mike,
...with your motor all apart,
You'll accept that "X" is in another class,
...a war you don't want to start.

So join me at the track my friend,
...the one in Prairie Ronde,
I'll spray your ass with the NASTY SHOT,
... and make it not so fun.

Top that Gilligan!

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