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Date Posted: 11:14:22 05/04/03 Sun
Author: Frenchman
Subject: What you really need, Jen.

1) You may want to consider a good body shop that can take those ridiculous gadgets off the body of that slow-poke car. IE: hoodscoop, wheelie-bars, rear-wing, and tractor tires. All this contributes to the laughter when a small-tire car drives around you.
2) Install tire widths that coincide w/ the car's performance potential.
3) Remove those funky, Bozo-looking stripes that went out of style in 1975 along w/ the Saturday Night Disco Fever look.
4) Install some real mufflers and exhaust system.
5) Utilize a suspension system that can navigate through the occasional La. pothole and come out unscathed, unlike that racing 4-link that would wear out within 500 miles or break if actually subjected to street use.
6) Install a real engine that has as much power as your jaws. (Try to do it on pump gas as roadside petroleum vendors don't stock leaded racing gas for real street cars)
Do this and maybe I'll discontinue the ridicule.
I still love you, don't forget.

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Replies:

Hey Joker -- jen, 22:41:28 05/04/03 Sun
!!!!!!!***watch out frenchman ***!!!!! -- 71ssrat, 08:37:23 05/05/03 Mon
- Broken Driveshafts (explained) -- Frenchman, 20:08:43 05/05/03 Mon
  - frenchy- shut the hell up -- Jen, 21:10:29 05/05/03 Mon