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Date Posted: 06:51:40 11/17/00 Fri
Author: Stardoe
Subject: An update on The X-FOOLS

This morning's episode of the X-Fools had Sulky bawling her eyes out because Smoulder had called of their engagement in order to ask Skinhead's neice, Denise, to marry him. Sulky had previously gone to AD Skinhead to ask him to talk Smoulder out of marrying the neice. Skinhead wanted Smoulder to marry him instead. They had gone to Smoulder's apartment to try and talk him out of the neice persuit only to find that he had put pictures of the neice all over his walls. Today Sulky was crying and asking Smoulder why was he wanting to marry Denise.
Smoulder: "I don't know. She's just....better. "
Sulky"HOw is she better? Is it the lucious lips?"
Smoulder "NO"
Sulky "Is it the tiny waist?"
Smoulder "No"
Sulky "Is it those huge breasts?"
Smoulder "That's it. You nailed it there."

Anyway it turns out that Denise was really Denis, a transvestite. [Transvestitism runs in the Skinhead family. ] So then the voice over comes on to ask if the engagement is back on.
Smoulder "Yes"
Sulky" NO"
Smoulder "Yes"
Sulky "NO"

etcetc. The only thing I can say about this radio show is that taking something off is the best form of flattery. Devoid of any Season 8, The X-Fools guarantees that I wake up every morning with a smile.

Stardoe

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