Date Posted:18:47:19 12/03/08 Wed Author: kande Subject: Kande shuffles into the klub. In reply to:
Kande's Sis
's message, "Kande's Over At the Job Center" on 11:28:36 12/03/08 Wed
She's wearing monkey pajamas and slippers, the tie to her bathrobe trailing behind. She clearly hasn't showered in days.
"Geez, sis," says KS. "No wonder you're unemployed."
"Who's unemployed? I've just had a cold." Kande sniffles and pulls a used kleenex from her pocket.
"Uh...right." KS holds out a trash can for the kleenex. "So where's Bubba?"
"He's in the attic. I made a joke about having raccoons up there, so he's been trying to catch one. Thinks they're some sort of cat." Kande shakes her head sadly.
KM rips another fine off her notepad and adds it to the stack on the bar. "That's no excuse. Here we are, a mere three weeks from Christmas, and you don't have a single decoration up? What's the matter with you?"
Before Kande can answer, Stardoe lets out a girly scream. The three stare at her.
"What?" says Stardoe, all innocent like. "Oh, the scream? Well, the root beer tap is empty! Seriously, Kande, what's the matter with you?"
"FINE. You've beat it out of me." Kande slumps into a chair. "This economy is killing me. With everyone leaving town in the middle of the night, I'm not getting any business."
Kenamom sits up straight. "Economy, you say. Hey, I have an idea. Let's start the 1st Bank o' Shipperville, and see if we can get some of that $700 Billion the US Government is handing out!"
"Ooo - brilliant!" coos KS. "And with your banking background, you'll know just how to get it."
KM preens. "Ok, here's what we're going to need: Fake business cards, letterhead, Monopoly money, a rotating sign with the bank's name on one side and the temperature on the other, two boxes of lollipops..."
