Date Posted:17:59:18 07/27/04 Tue Author: CW who still has not ever been called. Subject: "All rise" In reply to:
Kande's Sis
's message, "The court will now come to order!" on 07:53:18 07/27/04 Tue
said the bailiff as he suddenly woke up from his mid-morning nap.
As the crowd started to stand, judge Stardoe banged her gavel again and motioned for everybody to sit. "Now THAT is cool" she thought and scribbled a quick note to remind her to try it again later. "At least it works!"
As the crowd sat, Judge Stardoe looked at the lone juror, pointed a finger at her and sternly said "You are the only juror because we are to try the accused in front of a jury of peers. Sorry but you are the only peer we could find."
Scratching his head Bubba thought that HE had dismissed the jury. Looking at Judge Stardoe's raised eyebrow and stern look he realized that he might be suffering from "lost time." "Better check this out with somebody like Mulder" he thought.
