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Date Posted: 19:46:04 10/17/01 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: ...see if she gets huge green gooey lumps...
In reply to: kande 's message, "While Stardoe scours the alien ship..." on 03:40:44 10/16/01 Tue

CW continues to outline her plan for trapping the IG clones, but KM has stopped listening. Instead, she is planning her first big propaganda article that she will force Kande to publish in the Noromo Gazette. She can see the title of the lead story now:

"Infidel IG Mastermind Behind Unnecessary Flu Shots," KM says dreamily. CW pokes her with a knitting needle.

"What are you mumbling about?" CW scolds. "Listen: I've got a fool-proof plan. When the IG clones green gooey lumps explode, their scalps will be exposed and then we..."

Inside the alien ship, Stardoe slowly makes her way with a metal detector, looking for tell-tale clues that will give away how the Shipperville residents can tell the true IG from the alien clones.

"Dandruff, skin flakes, fingernail clippings, fingerprints on clear glasses, pah!" Stardoe shakes her head disgusted. "What disgusting housekeepers. Oh, my soul for a clue!"

Meanwhile, Kande has stopped at the klub to disguise her hip waders. "I can't possibly be seen in something so horribly un-hip," she complains. "Un-hip hipwaders! Hahahaha!" she leans over and smacks her knee. Bubba rolls his eyes and moves down the bar, as far away from Kande as he can be.

"She your boss?" asks a stranger. Bubba shrugs, pretending he has never seen Kande before in his life.

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