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Date Posted: 04:57:58 12/19/01 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: "I love you guysh!" slurs Rabid.
In reply to: kenamom, getting in the spirit 's message, "Kenamom smiles as she notes the green on her visor is a Christmas Green" on 10:20:57 12/18/01 Tue

"I think someone's had enough eggnog, don't you?" Detoured says as she brushes herself off. The group looks at Rabid as she drapes herself over the television.

"I try to shtay away, but you two keep pullin' me back!" Rabid wags a finger at the television. "Monica, you aren't sho bad after all."

"Aw, isn't that sweet?" KS brushes a tear from her eye. The others nod in agreement. Someone sniffles.

"Detoured, you may use the bar's stock to make eggnog for everybody," says kande. "Bubba, show her where everything is, will you?" Bubba salutes and begins pulling out ingredients.

"Thanks, kande. Now I know it's Christmastime!" Detoured chuckles as she walks toward the bar. She trips over Rabid's wet blanket, does a backflip, pirouettes and falls at Bubba's feet. "I'm ok!"

"Tsk-tsk." CW shakes her head at Detoured. "That child is gonna hurt herself one day! Maybe she needs corrective shoes."

At that, Kenamom rushes to the 16 foot tree, bedecked with ornaments, and roots around the presents. "Aha! Success!" She pulls out a box with Detoured's name on it. KS grabs the box and tosses it back under the tree.

"Do NOT open before Christmas!" She points to the sign hanging over the tree. "What is wrong with you people?" The group shuffles and shrugs. Alas, KS is just getting warmed up. "Don't you know that when we ask if we can open something early, that we don't really want to? Don't you know you're supposed to play along?"

Kande nods in agreement. "My sister is correct! My SO and I have been together almost 12 years, and she still doesn't have this down. My god, what do we have to do, write out a script?"

"That would be helpful," says IG.

"Eggnog's ready! Who wants the first glass?" Detoured looks around. "CW - I see you got your knitting needle up first. You are the lucky winner!" Detoured takes the lid off the blender and grabs a glass. Suddenly, the blender starts up, grabbing Detoured's cape. Half the cape is chopped before Bubba manages to pull the plug.

"I'm ok!"

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