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Date Posted: 06:47:31 12/19/01 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: KS starts the impromptu Xmas etiquette class
In reply to: kande 's message, ""I love you guysh!" slurs Rabid." on 04:57:58 12/19/01 Wed

"OK," KS holds up a foot-long thin package, "I say to you, 'What'd you get me?' and you say..."

CW raises her hand. "Knitting needles!"

Rabid looks at her. "Is that what you really gave KS?"

"Yup, she's been taking knitting classes." CW nods and looks around for approval. A few polite class members clap.

"What'd you give me?" Rabid turns and starts rooting around beneath the tree.

"No, no, no!" KS grabs Rabid by the scruff of the neck and hauls her back from the tree. "You're not really supposed to tell me what you got me!"

"We're not? Then why'd you ask?" CW huffs.

KS slaps her forehead. "It's a rhetorical question. It's simply to build suspense."

The class members look at each other. KS sighs and continues. She walks over to the tree and starts to demonstrate the proper way to feel up a package.

"That's obscene!" Det groans as she attempts to cover her face with what's left of her cape.

KS continues to feel packages and then stops. She roots around, packages flying out behind her.

"I don't see any packages from Kande!" she cries. Behind her, Kande is running a finger beneath her collar.

"Uh...that's because your mail is really, really slow," she attempts.

KS glares. "We live within blocks of each other!" The two sisters square off.

"Well, that was educational!" KM says brightly, pushing the two sisters aside. "Who wants a present?" She starts tossing gifts to all who raise their hands. KS turns.

"No, no, you're supposed to say..."

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"Merry Christmas! -- CW, 20:59:34 12/21/01 Fri