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• Dearest Katherine..... -- ANONYMOUS!!!!!, 18:18:20 09/18/02 Wed
  
  I have Bud. You know what you must do to get him back. Do not notify the moderators or he GETS it!
  

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  • You have Bud?? I thought *I* had Bud!!! (NT) -- Anonymous too, 20:59:33 09/18/02 Wed
  • I've got him and I'm gonna start mailing him back piece by piece if a certain POLL doesn't go up! (NT) -- The ORIGINAL Annonymous!!!, 23:44:24 09/18/02 Wed
  • YOU"D HURT BUD!!!???? And after all he has been through! Shame on you! (NT) -- Frances - It's not Bud's fault he's funnier than you!, 07:48:04 09/23/02 Mon
    • LOLOL!!!! Hi, Frances! Just saw this! How's every little thing? (NT) -- Luoodles waving to Frances . Oh.. and of course Luoodles had NOTHING to do w/ kidnapping Bud....., 08:51:59 09/25/02 Wed
  • LU...that makes no sense...(1), *I* am the moderator and (2), There is NO WAY Bud would hang out w/the likes of you!! LOL! (NT) -- Katherine, 16:47:45 09/24/02 Tue
    • Who is this LU person you speak of? (NT) -- UL, 21:09:51 09/24/02 Tue
  • I *KNEW* it was Lu who took him!!! I knew it!! LOL! (NT) -- Lt. Emily, 16:46:58 09/25/02 Wed

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• back to life -- Faramir, 00:00:06 09/25/02 Wed
  no!! he comes back to life!!
  

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• Updates at Bud Lovers Anonymous! -- Katherine, 16:43:27 09/24/02 Tue
  
  
  Happy Premiere Day Everyone!
  
  Whilst waiting for the show to start, why not come hang out at The BLA? We have a new "Write the Caption" contest (congrats to RC for submitting the winning caption!), a few pics and summaries of the JAGFanFest (more to follow!), a very funny "Hanging Out with Bud" pictorial from Laurel and more!
  
  As always, we thank you for all your support. A special Thank You to Kathy, Brigitte and KatRose for all their help with our booth at the FanFest. And congratulations to Anne and Laurel on winning the raffle and the GIANT Bud poster, respectively.
  
  If anyone has any other stories they'd like to share with us, we'd be honored to put them on the site. Just mail them to TheBLA@yahoo.com
  
  Enjoy the show everyone! And don't forget the tissues!
  
  The BLA
  
  P.S. Hey Lu--Bud has returned, so you can stop crank calling me now! You're lucky he's "unharmed"!!!!! LOL!
  

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  • Oh SURE. NOW you update. Buzzard. (NT) -- Luoodles I really had a GOOD one this time. Where the heck did those people come from? Did you PAY them? You DID, DIDN'T YOU!!!!, 21:34:03 09/24/02 Tue

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• Bud Lives -- Chris DiAntonio, 21:06:21 09/24/02 Tue
  Praise God Bud's is Alive And Little AJ too for giving Bud a reason for living and this too Daddy come home
  

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• Bud's gonna live -- jagfan4life, 10:41:02 09/16/02 Mon
  I bet Bud's gonna make it. In real life thousands of Afgans lose limbs to the mines and they don't get medavacs to modern ship board hospitals with trained surgeons.
  I think it's just to make for extra tension.
  Wow, I've never been so anxious for a new TV season in my life!!!
  

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  • Hi jagfan4life! I agree--Bud's going to make it--even if it's touch-and-go for a while. And I am DYING for the next week to pass QUICKLY. I've never anticiapted a JAG episode this much ever. LOL! (NT) -- Katherine, 17:02:32 09/16/02 Mon
  • Bud's the most sympathetic character in the show, from my perspective, and I am referring to prior to this accident. We need him on JAG, because he is the connector between all characters. I, too, look forward to seeing alot of Bud this season. Can not wait! (NT) -- cava, 22:04:06 09/16/02 Mon

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• Squares Tape -- Squares fan, 11:53:14 09/08/02 Sun
  Does anyone have a tape with any of the Hollywood Squares episodes with KT and PL? If so, e-mail me.
  

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  • Sorry SF--I don't have it on tape. If I find anyone who does, I'll let you know. (NT) -- Katherine, 17:48:51 09/10/02 Tue
  • They were in it together? Like, on the Valentine Day's one, where they have all those tv couples? (NT) -- Lt. Emily, 21:57:23 09/11/02 Wed

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• Updates at BLA!!! -- Katherine, 17:16:43 09/10/02 Tue
  
  Congrats to CatMom on her second win in "Write the Caption"!!!
  
  ALL the JAGNews and Spoilers are updated (at least up to right now!) and there's a new blurb from TV Guide.
  
  Get those tissues ready!!! We only have two weeks to go!!!
  

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• Join in the fun and help write the latest and greatest JAG fan fic! -- Court Jester C, 20:05:27 09/08/02 Sun
  
  You are invited to join the crowd at Maeve's in writing the JAG Fan Fiction we've all wanted to write. Bring over all your FanFic cliches and join in the fun!
  

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• My forum -- Lt. Emily, 22:18:27 08/31/02 Sat
  Hey all!
  I just built my own forum! It's called North of Union Station - JAG House. It's at www.voy.com/106487/
  Check it out, if ya can. Any suggestions? Helpful hints, like how to put pics and such up.
  Thanks
  

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• "Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline..." -- Luoodles, 19:24:09 08/04/02 Sun
  
  If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
  
  If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
  
  If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
  
  If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on line so we can trace your call.
  
  If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
  
  If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
  
  If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
  
  If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
  
  If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
  
  If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
  
  If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
  
  If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
  
  If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
  
  If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
  
  If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry.
  
  
  Didn't write these, folks, but I sure thought they were funny. Katherine. Your ship is holding on line 7.....
  

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  • Love it Lu! Thanks for the laugh. (NT) -- PB, 20:39:40 08/11/02 Sun
  • LOLOLOL! I LOVE these Lu! Wherever did you find them??? (NT) -- Canrane - ...or...is it all from personal experience?? ;o), 12:59:18 08/13/02 Tue
  • Hmmmmm....I find it odd that most of those describe me. Anyways, Lu-say hi to the folks at the HB for me 'k? Are y'all still as crazy as y'all were before I left? (NT) -- Lt. Emily -- reminding y'all that insanity is just a state of mind...kinda like the 'Witchblade', 19:25:02 08/30/02 Fri

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• BEHOLD...the first blurb about the Season Premiere! -- Katherine, 17:24:00 08/30/02 Fri
  
  
  I'm posting it INSIDE!
  

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  • From Zap2it.com...(Click to view!) -- Katherine, 17:25:20 08/30/02 Fri

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• Hi Katherine.... -- Paris, 16:57:54 08/21/02 Wed
  Big Hello to Katherine and Bud fans here.....
  Keeping happy Bud thoughts for season 8 and beyond and here's to a lifetime of love and happiness to Bud,Harriet,AJ and their entire family.
  
  Katherine......little Alias teaser for you...ENJOY!
  http://www.internext-expo.com/temp/alias-teaser.mpg
  

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  • Hey Paris...I can't WAIT for Alias too! I'm a little ticked at ABC, but...I need to know how Vaughn makes it out! LOL! Thanks for the teaser! (NT) -- Katherine, 16:00:14 08/22/02 Thu
  • Hey back to you Katherine......let me just clue you in Hottie Vaughn survives( no surprise there) but he faces something MORE The poor guy! Thanks for the Bla updates...great job as always. (NT) -- Paris, 17:12:57 08/22/02 Thu

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• Updates! -- Katherine, 15:56:51 08/22/02 Thu
  
  Hey all!
  
  The BLA has been updated! All sorts of JAG News and stuff from Kip, as well as a new "Write the Caption Contest." Congrats to CharS for winning the previous contest!
  
  Just click the link at the top of the page!
  

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• Attention!!! -- Lt. Emily, 20:45:46 07/05/02 Fri
  This is kinda off topic, so I hope no one minds me posting this. I am writing a fanfic and need about five or six girls to work with Bud on a couple of missions. There will be nothing love-related considering fo rthe fact that Bud is married. Does anyone want to be in it?
  

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  • Re: Attention!!! -- Kelly Carnahan, 21:27:28 07/05/02 Fri
    • Ok, Kelly, I've got you down. Anyone else??? (NT) -- Lt. Emily, 11:39:06 07/06/02 Sat
  • Re: Attention!!! Included me!! PLease! Anything to be near Bud-even in fiction! (NT) -- Frances, 06:33:34 08/14/02 Wed

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• New Bud Collage! -- CBminime, 21:42:19 07/16/02 Tue
  Hi! just thought I'd let y'all know that I finally finished my Bud collage! The URL is...
  
  http://www.geocities.com/chapchica2006/therealhero.jpg
  
  Hope ya like it!
  -CBminime-
  
  PS - any requests? I'm thinking about making a Webb or Gunny one... whaddya think?
  

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  • Oh yeah, forgot to mention that I want the BLA to have it! LOL duh i feel sheepish... (NT) -- CBminime - leaving to go to Texas A&M volleyball camp! byebye!, 00:06:44 07/18/02 Thu
  • Definely do a Gunny one! (NT) -- Frances, 06:31:34 08/14/02 Wed

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• Patrick has a twin? :) -- Jenni, 16:02:19 08/08/02 Thu
  I can honestly say that I am married to a "Bud" look-a-like. He is identical to him. He could be Patrick's double! :)
  

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  • Re: Patrick has a twin? :) -- JENNY, 07:19:12 08/11/02 Sun
  • Re: Patrick has a twin? :) Lucky you! Give him a big smooch for me! I love Bud! Maybe we can have a convention & if PL can't be there, maybe your husband can be his proxy...! (NT) -- Frances, 06:25:06 08/14/02 Wed

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• Hurry, hurry, read all about it! -- Danari, 19:59:41 08/05/02 Mon
  Hi Everyone!
  
  Here's an update and another invite to The 1st Annual "JAG Shippers of the South Get-together"! If you're interested in attending, and want to be able to order some of the cool Jag-related items that we're going to offer, you *must* contact us within the next 2 weeks! So, please e-mail me soon : ) (Those who are already SOTS Yahoo Group members, will be seeing a post on the board within the next several days with the details).
  
  If you do not want to order anything, but do want to attend, you have more time. But you should probably book your hotel/flights soon (these bookings are completely up to each individual).
  We wouldn't ever turn anyone away, but we'd really appreciate it if you could let us know at least 3 weeks in advance of your plans to be there, so we will be able to have some personalized items for you at the event, and it will allow us to better prepare.
  
  For those of you who are hearing about this for the 1st time:
  
  We'd love to invite you to come to The 1st Annual "JAG Shippers of the South Get-together". (SOTS= Shippers of the South)
  
  Where? Charleston, South Carolina. The Hospitality Room at The Town
  and Country Inn, on Savannah Hwy. (An awesome hotel with great
  ammenities. Check their site out www.thetownandcountryinn.com
  If you've never been to Charleston, you're in for a real treat.
  It's a breathtaking, historic city with lots of great things to
  do.
  When? Friday & Saturday, October 11th and 12th of this year. The fun
  begins at 5PM on Friday night.
  
  What? Watching & discussing JAG episodes, a shipper tape, getting to
  know other JAG fans, JAG games (& plenty of awesome JAG-related
  prizes), food (half veggie-lovers, half meat-lovers anyone?),
  and other fun stuff. (Look out for some surprise items straight
  from Harriet- JAG's Audience Liason) -And that's just Friday
  night!
  Saturday we'll take a tour of Patriots Point (where we'll
  tour several vessels, including The USS Yorktown Aircraft
  Carrier (which also houses a bunch of aircrafts. Even
  Harm's favorite bird, an F-14 Tomcat). There's even a fighter-
  jet simulator onboard the Yorktown, for those adventurous souls
  with a constitution better than "Mac's" (there is an additional
  fee for this). Then on to a carriage ride tour of Charleston.
  Saturday night, grab a group of your new SOTS friends and hit
  the town, or do your own thing! It's completely up to you.
  
  If possible, plan to come a day early, or stay a day later to
  allow plenty of time to enjoy some of the other things
  Charleston has to offer (there's tons of stuff to choose
  from).
  
  Why? Cause we're nuts about JAG, and want to talk with people who
  don't roll their eyes when we mention our favorite show for
  the thousandth time. LOL! Besides, it's gonna be a blast! The
  real question is, "Why not?!?!?" It's also your chance to get
  cool stuff (some for sale, some as prizes, some for free)!
  
  Who? Wizkid & I (Danari), with help from Alekater, Rina, and
  CharlestonianRomantic, invite you all to attend. You don't even
  have to be from the south, or be an actual shipper (though most
  in attendance probably will be).
  
  Anything Else? Yep. If you think you might attend, please e-mail me
  at your soonest convenience. From there, you will be sent an
  invitation to join the SOTS Yahoo Group. This is where you will
  get more frequent updates re the get-together, and can post
  messages to other people who are coming to the event. Over 30
  people have expressed a strong interest in coming to the JAG
  SOTS Get-together so far, so post a message and get to know
  them. Or ask any questions you may have for the organizers, or
  others who are familiar with the Charleston area. This is also
  where you'll be able to read posts about how to order that JAGgy
  merchandise! There are links in the bookmarks section to the Inn
  and to Patriots Point also. So hurry and join! Don't be
  shy!
  
  We hope to see tons of you guys there!
  
  Take Care,
  
  Dana Richards (AKA Danari)
  thefirsttimeilovedforever@msn.com
  
  PS Sorry if you've already seen this post on another board or list, but I was trying to cover all my bases & not miss anyone who might want to come : )
  

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• Updates at Bud Lovers Anonymous -- Katherine, 12:10:09 08/01/02 Thu
  
  Congratulations to CG on submitting the winning caption!!!
  
  CBMinime did a beautiful collage, which you'll find on the "Bud: Through the Years" page. Thanks CBMinime!!!
  
  Let's see...what else could there be...Oh YEAH! Everything out of Kip's keyboard is located in the "JAG News & Spoilers" section.
  
  Addy: http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/kapoor/22/index.htm
  
  OR
  
  http://thebla.nav.to
  
  (sorry, too lazy to make 'em links. LOL!)
  

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• Unbiased Opinion -- cava, 23:04:56 07/17/02 Wed
  
  O.K. I am busy house hunting, but had to watch 'Princess and Petty Officer' (as hard as it is to watch). While watching it, it occured to me that the actor who plays Bud is amazing.
  
  I am really "bowled over" by his ability to do comedy and drama so well. I think it is rare, these days, to have actors of such caliber on T.V. Typically, I do not like to talk about actors (real people), because it ruins the fantasy for me; but Bud is a unique character that deserves recognition, and thereby, the actor who brings him to life deserves credit
  
  We've laughed and cried with, and for, Bud, and I am grateful to have a character on the small sceene that we can sink out teeth into....
  
  D0 you agree? As much as I like all of the the other character (with one exception), Bud is the one can sink one's teeth into!
  

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  • I agree! Bud is a wonderful character and PL is a terrific actor who can carry the challenges of the upcoming season.. (NT) -- PB, 19:26:34 07/18/02 Thu
  • Re: Unbiased Opinion -- Ives, 22:10:30 07/21/02 Sun

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• What ep... -- Lt. Emily, 12:06:28 07/06/02 Sat
  ...did Bud and Harriet get married in? And correct me if I'm wrong but, didn't Harm and Mac dance together? And what song did they dance to, if they danced together?
  

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  • Re: What ep... -- Christopher M DiAntonio, 06:44:50 07/09/02 Tue
    • Thanks (NT) -- Lt. Emily, 12:05:37 07/09/02 Tue
  • Re: What ep... -- Ninja girl, 22:49:40 07/16/02 Tue

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• The BLA is Updated! -- Katherine, 17:00:22 07/16/02 Tue
  
  Hi Everyone!
  
  Just letting you know that The BLA is updated! Congrats to redwonder on submitting the winning caption!
  
  Thanks to everyone who send birthday greetings to Patrick. The Birthday Book is on the way!
  
  To visit the site, click the link at the top of this page.
  

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• Bud's Injury and its ramifications... -- Anne, 19:09:27 05/29/02 Wed
  After going through the different emotions, (shock, sadness, anger...) and thinking about it long and hard, I've come to the conclusion that this is the best thing to happen to this show in a long time. Don't get me wrong, I love Bud just as much as you all do and wish TPTB would be kinder. But this just nails another personal hole in the ground for me and it's a good thing for many reasons. I like JAG so much, not just for good-looking PL & DJE and the dog fighting, but for the way that I can sort of relate to each of the charactors in a different way. I never could really relate to Bud as much as the others until now (I am physically challenged). And what's more, the concept of a show where a physically challenged person is introduced is pretty much nonexsistant. Finally DPB has a story line that is more in tune with today. Bud is a hero and DPB is showing a side of society that is rarely shown in the entertainment world. I'm sorry but trying to mix romance between H&M and the way they are going about it (just lousy), and the cat fighting between Harriet and Singer, is not the way to get good ratings. I cannot wait until September 24, 2002 to see how DPB takes this new story line. I hope he really gets it all out in the open. =)
  

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  • Anne, I think it was very bold do this to a major beloved character like Bud, and I agreee good idea. I have always felt that Bud is the tie between all the characters, and know that he will meet the challenge and accel with it. Bud's the best! (NT) -- cava, 07:50:44 06/06/02 Thu
  • Re: Bud's Injury and its ramifications... -- Kelly, 22:43:15 06/29/02 Sat
    • Re: Bud's Injury and its ramifications... -- P. Stockham, 20:34:18 07/15/02 Mon

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• Time is Running Out... -- Katherine, 14:18:31 07/08/02 Mon
  
  ...to wish Patrick a Happy Birthday!
  
  The BLA is putting together a special Birthday Book.
  
  You can send your greetings and we'll print them out and send them along.
  
  Wednesday, July 10 is the last day to sign in, so don't miss it!
  

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• OT: Special JAG Chat Event! -- Kathryn, 17:27:32 07/04/02 Thu
  Attention on deck! Calling all JAG Fans!
  
  On Sunday July 7th, OversightChat Association will be hosting a JAG chat in the official USA Network JAG chat room.
  
  The chat server is hosted by USA Network. It is opened 24/7. But please be sure to stop by on Sunday July 7th at 10:00 P.M. EST for our JAG chat event.
  
  Chatting is extremely simple. Just enter a nickname and you're ready to go. To get to the JAG chat room, just go to http://www.usanetwork.com/series/jag/chat.html and enter a chat nickname.
  
  We hope to see you there!
  
  --
  Steven Rosson
  OversightChat Association
  
  P.S.
  I am always there and will be there Sunday nite. I hope to see you all! IF you need to find me, I sign in as 'Mac'. :-)
  

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• New JAG Review Site/Episode Guide (more inside please read) -- Rosepetal, 08:43:23 07/02/02 Tue
  Yes I have come out of lurkdom once again, but this time permanetely due to Shirley closing the Full Review site down. Due to her closing her site down, I have decided to continue with her original idea and open my own Fan Review site which I have named JAG Review. I have been working non stop on this since yesterday, the design of the site is now finished, just got to work on the reviews now. I know Shirleys shoes are a tuff shoe to fit but I will try my best to continue what she started.
  http://jagreview.masakasgift.com/
  
  Please all email me back at rosepetal@masakasgift.com and let me know what you think. Obviously there are no reviews yet as I just starting but I hope in the next month or so to have all of them done and up. It will be finished by the time Season 8 starts, I promise. If you all think I am
  being a complete idiot and should kill the site then tell me that too or if you feel that I should continue with this idea and you are in support of it, please let me know that too.
  Thanks all for reading this.
  

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• JAG Get-together... -- Danari, 19:32:46 06/30/02 Sun
  Hi Everyone!
  
  It's that time again! A reminder about an event that you won't want to miss!
  
  Q. Where can you go to meet other JAG shippers, watch and discuss JAG episodes & shipper tapes, play JAGgerific games (for prizes), tour Patriots Point (on foot) & historic Charleston, SC (by horse-drawn carriage), and get some cool JAG-related merchandise available only to those who attend?!?!?
  
  A. The 1st Annual "Shippers of the South" JAG Get-together!
  
  Where? Charleston, South Carolina. (The inn for the get-together has
  been chosen, and great room rates are available too.)
  When? The weekend of October 12th. (We are in the process of
  choosing which 2 days of that weekend right now.)
  Why? Cause we're nuts about JAG and want to talk with people who
  don't roll their eyes when we mention our favorite show for the
  thousandth time. And we want to be able to do all the fun
  things already mentioned in this post. Oh, and the other great
  things to do & see in beautiful Charleston aren't shabby either!
  Who? Wizkid, Rina, CharlestonianRomantic, Alekater & myself invite
  you all to attend. You don't even have to be from the south.
  Most of the people that come will be shippers, but all JAG
  fans are welcome.
  
  If you think you might like to come, please *e-mail me* and you will get a special invitation to the Shippers_of_the_South yahoo group. (Saying you are interested *in no way obligates* you to attend the get-together, it's just a way for us to get an idea of how many people *may* be coming.)
  
  At the group you can stay up-to-date on the progress of the event & what fun things are planned, talk with others who plan to attend, get maps/directions to the area, and vote on exactly which 2 days are better for you to attend.
  
  Want to share a hotel room? Find someone to carpool with?
  Want to talk about things you'd like to do in Charleston, or ask questions about the event, area, hotel, local airport?
  Post a message. Don't be shy : )
  
  We have a lot of great things planned and we would love to see you there.
  
  Take care,
  
  Danari
  

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• Site Updates! -- Katherine, 15:08:06 06/27/02 Thu
  
  PHEW! Been trying to update the site for days. LOL!
  
  Let's see...Oh yes...Congratulations! to Teph and Tammie for their winning captions (our second tie).
  
  Go check out the new pic (thought it was fitting in light of recent discussions! LOL!) and send a caption! Don't forget to vote for a winner whilst you're there.
  
  Patrick's birthday is coming up, so do NOT forget to sign the Birthday guestbook. We'll print them out and send them to him. The book will be closed as of July 10--or whenever I get around to it. LOL!
  
  There's LOTS of other stuff over there (including a NEW pictorial of "Bud: Through the Years"), so I'll stop bothering everyone.
  
  The BLA
  

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• BUD! Good or Bad????? -- Frances, 08:19:23 06/26/02 Wed
  Where do you see Bu/PL/TPTB taking next season. Will PL get some serious acting chops, ie: angst, pain, career problems, heatbreak, divorce, suicide, etc. Or will TPTB rev up H/M & let Bud's story slide, with a few, gratuitous scenes showing him coping?
  How do you want it to go?
  One part of me roots for simple coping(we've seen loads of real life tragedy lately), while the drama queen in me, wants Bud to loss everything,contemplating suicide, and then come back stronger, tougher & more BUD! And massacre Harm in court, over and over, and become JAG's top dog! He wins Mac's, having lost Harriet to Harm, and shows her how a real man loves a woman!
  Go, Bud!
  

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  • I look forward to this story line. I would like to see PL carry a performance similar to that in Miracles when he yelled at the priest outside Court regarding miracles and the death of Baby Sarah. Combine that with the performance in the ep where he told OFA of the baby's death; and we really will have some great viewing. (NT) -- Tam, 09:13:32 06/26/02 Wed

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• Hmmmmmmmmmm.................. -- Lt. Emily, thinking 'It's too quiet in here...', 11:38:38 06/25/02 Tue
  Is it too quiet in here, or is it me? Where did everybody go?
  

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• Two questions about last nights ep on USA -- Lt. Emily, 12:16:20 06/22/02 Sat
  Last nights ep on USA was 'People V. Gunny' and I have two questions: how did Bud break his jaw? and What the heck did he do (or say) to Harriet to be getting the cold shoulder?
  

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  • Hello!!!!!! Any body out there? (NT) -- Lt. Emily, 11:35:35 06/24/02 Mon
  • Hello!!!!!! Any body out there? (NT) -- Lt. Emily, 11:37:50 06/24/02 Mon
  • Hi Emily--okay Bud got his jaw broken in "Boomerang II". Harm and Mic were opposing lawyers. Leaving the courthouse there was a scuffle beginning w/ reporters. But, since Harm and Mic had kind of been trying to show each other up, they started to get involved. They both swung--and to head off disaster, Bud stepped between them--taking one punch on either side of his jaw. And in Boomerrang I Bud was put on the phone, he thought it was Gunny, but it was Harriet, and he made a comment about the topless beach. I believe he said he "hadn't seen this many naked breasts since...." "Since WHEN Bud?!?!" So Harriet was a bit jealous about that. The Admiral straightened her out. (NT) -- C, 19:31:22 06/24/02 Mon
  • 'Boomerang I & II' had better be on soon! That is hilarious! (NT) -- Lt. Emily, 20:15:14 06/24/02 Mon

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• i can sing -- nichole, 09:51:20 06/18/02 Tue
  I have a big problem I can sing but people tell me Im too young I have a lovely voice to sing can you help me get started
  

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  • Hmmm.....well.....I don't think a fictional character on JAG is going to be much help with that......better luck somewhere else. (NT) -- C, 19:32:33 06/24/02 Mon

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• This is OT, but I guess you should know about this -- Yali, 14:46:28 06/06/02 Thu
  Hi. I've been lurking every now and then from the Harmyboard, but wanted to share this with you.
  
  JAG Full Review (http://www.pottawatomi.com/fullreview) was a site where next-door JAGnicks submitted weekly their reviews about JAG, either current eps on CBS or USA reruns. Shippers and non-shippers were welcome, and it was a site for everyone. Shirley Dickson, the webmistress, posted a comment-like essay on why she didn't watch JAG anymore. Then, apparently she received offensive messages from some flamers and bashers. Apparently, those persons told her that she couldn't criticize the show, not even in her own site. Hello, we live on a democracy, last time I checked! Everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion!
  
  The beauty of JAGdom is the variety of opinions. Shippers, non-shippers, Meg supporters, Kate Pike supporters, hey! Variety is the spice of life! I haven't met a single shipper throwing mud to non-shippers, and vice-versa. Respect is the key! For example, I don't like certain character, but I don't insult a fellow poster who does. She has her reasons as well as I have mine.
  
  The JAG Full Review's site has been closed. By what I read in her farewell message, she seems very upset for those chicken-brain posters who demostrated they're not JAGnicks, just hard-core, one-mind-track fanatics. I can understand her feelings, but I disagree with one thing she said- that her site won't be missed. If you liked her site, email her in support. Her address in still on the page. Real JAGnicks are not flamers and bashers.
  

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  • Re: I Agree -- joany, 17:19:46 06/15/02 Sat
  • That is a shame. I always liked Full Review. (NT) -- PB, 23:02:04 06/20/02 Thu
  • Re: This is OT, but I guess you should know about this -- Heraldo, 10:20:07 06/21/02 Fri

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• Bud -- Lt. Emily, 15:41:44 06/20/02 Thu
  Hey all! So, is there anything that I should know about Bud? How does he get hurt? Is he married, single, engaged? If he's married, doeshe have any kids?
  Peace,
  Lt. Emily
  

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  • On JAG, Bud has been married to Harriet since the end of S3. They have a baby son, Little AJ, who was born at the end of S4. Harriet became pregnant again in S5, & she & Bud were going to have a little girl, whom they were going to name Sarah, after Mac. Baby Sarah died at Childbirth, in S6's Princess & Petty Officer. PL (Bud) was terrific in the emotional, gut wrenching scene where he tells AJ of Baby Sarah's death. He was injured as a result of stepping on a landmine in Afghanistan. Bud was sent to the Seahawk as the JAG near the end of S7, & was injured in the line of duty. In RL, PL is married, & he & his wife had their first child, a baby boy, last July. PL is a child actor who has many credits to his name. Whew! Katherine can pick it up from here! (NT) -- Jennifer, NTS, 17:32:01 06/20/02 Thu
  • Thanks Jennifer (NT) -- Lt. Emily, 20:39:26 06/20/02 Thu

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• Well it's kind of a sad thing... but since the board is so slow... -- JAGfan1, 12:17:28 08/05/01 Sun
  Okay, I bet it's been discussed to death other places, but does anyone else think that it really wasn't fair that Harriet and Bud lost baby Sarah? I think that was really really really sad. Every time I watch those S6 eps I cry. I think that TPTB is evil trying to make us sad like that. I can't imagine how Bud and Harriet must have felt! (Goodness I am talking about this like JAG is real life.) What do you guys think? Just trying to get SOMETHING started around here. Since we are done with the RR and all.
  -JAGfan1
  

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  • JAGfan, I agree with you that baby Sarah's death was very sad, but it was also realistic. For all the fans who want to pop those soap bubbles, this was a plot line that succeeded. (NT) -- C, 19:58:43 08/05/01 Sun
    • It was realistic, you are right. I just wish they could have made it realistic some other way than to upset two of the best characters, and well.... it's just so sad that.... She was just a baby...... Sorry I'm rambling. I do wonder what TPTB thought of as the purpose for baby Sarah's death.... (NT) -- JAGfan1, 10:39:46 08/07/01 Tue
  • Re: Well it's kind of a sad thing... but since the board is so slow... -- Barbara Luthy, 09:19:54 06/13/02 Thu

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• season finale -- Barbara Luthy, 09:07:48 06/13/02 Thu
  Hey-----Jag fans! I missed the season finale-------after taping it for years and years and years!!!!! If any of you out there have it-------and want to make me a copy---------i will be glad to pay or trade for it-------let me know------at randbluthy@juno.com. I just don't think I can stand to wait until it is re-run-------which could be months. Thanks----Barbara
  

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• Updates! -- Katherine, 15:21:58 05/30/02 Thu
  
  Hi Everyone! First off, CONGRATS to the "Write the Caption" Contest winner--CATMOM!!!! It's a good one! And very popular too! LOL! Don't forget to vote for you favorite entry this time around and send captions for the new picture!
  
  Next, you HAVE to go see the screencaps from "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman"--they can be found under "Patrick Labyorteaux as..." Thanks to Jenny for sending them.
  
  Finally, *someone* is having a birthday soon. Help celebrate by signing the "Birthday Guestbook"--you have until June 30th. (or whenever I get around to taking it down! LOL!)
  
  Just click "Back to Bud Lovers Anonmyous" at the top of this page!
  

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  • HEY Katherine! I was just there! Cool BLA treats! You are the worthy Bud successor.LOL! Im having a blast being back at the boards so Im enjoying it despite some rocky moments here and there. Thanks for all your prayers and support....it'll be a bumpy ride for me with my sickly boyfriend but its all in the grace and love of God. Miss ya! Keep up the good job (more inside) -- Paris, 23:08:56 06/06/02 Thu
    • Hey Paris--welcome back! I've had no reason to follow the finals. When you live in Philly, you CANNOT root for New Jersey. LOL! Thanks for hanging out w/us! (NT) -- Katherine, 08:44:00 06/07/02 Fri

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• Happy Happy Friday Morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- C with a Mental Health Update, 07:39:11 06/07/02 Fri
  
  Today my calendar suggests, "Help a young person."
  
  I hope all the Bud Fans out there have a great day and a terrific weekend!
  

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  • Happy Friday to you too C. (NT) -- Katherine, 08:42:00 06/07/02 Fri

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• Out of Lurkerdom to ask a question -- Christie, 03:54:51 06/01/02 Sat
  Hey all! Nice to be out and about for once :)
  
  It's a silly question I guess, but one I've had since I started watching JAG. How do you pronounce PL's last name?
  

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  • His name goes a few into French! .. "Laby" normally is expressed "or" as well as the English or and then like in French the "aux". Understood...?? ... No???... you call: Laby or two... approximately so! ...c-ya (NT) -- JENNY, 11:59:41 06/01/02 Sat
  • Not a silly q uestion...I have asked it myself quite a while back. Maybe it could be something to add in this site somewhere. (NT) -- PB, who learned today to say " Laby or two" for our favorite actor's name, 14:40:53 06/01/02 Sat
    • Thanks! Both of you! It has been driving me nuts for quite some time! (NT) -- Christie, 04:03:29 06/03/02 Mon
  • Same here - when I think on it, I want to go get a powernut! I just say Labadabadoo! (NT) -- cava, 07:53:30 06/06/02 Thu

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• budman fan -- redbird, 01:02:54 05/11/02 Sat
  ok folks just read my first message to the world saying how much i like pl well do you think they can include typing test on jag ????? refering to first message (redmond) ok i confess pl does make me seem to want to cross my i's & cross my t's -so pl this is a honest fan who wants to correct a typo & finish so i can get message on board ok - (red) is my favorite color wonder how jag gang would look in red uniforms instead of their usual attire - second (mond) was meant to say mondays are always the longest since i know the very next night is JAG ! so pl if you are reading this wanted to be sure to get this message right ok one more confess on typo-- see folks want to get this message right to pl -budman if you are ever in ME (not typo MS ??) remember here is a fan that thinks you're ok in my book
  

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  • Re: budman fan -- MINNESOTA FAN OF PATRICK THE BUDMAN, 23:44:27 05/22/02 Wed
  • Re: budman fan -- MONTANA LOVES JAG TOO, 23:56:15 05/22/02 Wed
  • Re: budman fan -- Arizona fan love you pl, 19:56:53 05/31/02 Fri
  • Re: budman fan -- Arizona fan love you pl, 20:01:11 05/31/02 Fri
  • Re: budman fan -- NewYork Fan loves Jag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, 19:30:30 06/03/02 Mon
  • Re: budman fan -- Jag Fan Crazy from ME too !!!!!!!!, 19:36:42 06/03/02 Mon
  • Re: budman fan -- Jag Fan Crazy number 1 fan from the East, 19:43:12 06/03/02 Mon

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• Bud's injury is a good storyline -- Tim, 08:20:56 05/26/02 Sun
  Some people here and at other JAG sites have commented on how it is "unfair" that this happened to Bud.
  
  I think this is a very good storyline.
  
  Bud more than Harm represents the truly typical American serviceman (a tip of the hat to the brave service women).
  Where Harm has now earned apparently his 3rd D.F.C. or possibly even the Medal of Honor, Bud just does his job in a professional if not showy way.
  
  Bud is a little bit goofy (the way most people are), and this season was even caught checking out the well laid out body of his legalman (a truly misnomer for this Petty Officer).
  
  Bud however is also the guy that works hard, is loyal to his friends, isn't a backstabber, and stands by the law which he believes in.
  
  He lost his leg while trying to help a kid that was chucking rocks at him. Tell me that isn't symbolic of America's foreign policy.
  
  So now that Bud has been hurt, no strike that, maimed for life, the audience is reminded of what war truly is.
  
  I was a little disappointed in the scene where Harm and Mac just seemed to breeze through their encounter with a mine field. It seemed to make them out to be more troublesome than deadly. I see now that the writers and the director were just sitting us up cleverly for the fall.
  
  The shot of Bud, a character that we have known for years, have learned to care about, laying with a bloody stump, his life's blood pouring out was a terrible shot.
  
  It was also a terrible shot that people need to see. No war, no matter how important, and this one is, is without cost. There are a lot of "Buds" who pay this price.
  
  I find it right that I got a chance to right this on their day, Memorial Day.
  
  Semper Fi
  
  Tim
  

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  • Very good post. I just read it to my family. (NT) -- PB--- Sorry if it post twice from me., 12:03:41 05/26/02 Sun
  • I agree with you Tim--this is an excellent storyline. It's not some pretty plot they're adding as an undercurrent to buoy the sometimes boring lawyer work. I think it will be dealt with fairly and well--at least I hope so. And yes, we were set up for the fall w/ that scene of Harm and Mac. Although horrid, the story of Bud is one that reminds us of what many people deal with daily---whether living in an area with minefields, or of men and women in service. (NT) -- C, 21:25:17 05/27/02 Mon
  • Re: Bud's injury is a good storyline -- Ives, 22:20:00 05/27/02 Mon
  • Tim, that was a beautiful post. And I totally agree with it. If done well, this story has potential to really inform viewers. Pretty much everyone identifies w/Bud in some way. (NT) -- Katherine, 17:18:47 05/28/02 Tue
  • Re: Bud's injury is a good storyline -- MysticKnight, 23:59:40 05/31/02 Fri

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• Admiral Boone and Bud -- Samantha, 14:53:27 05/26/02 Sun
  Does anyone know if Admiral Boone, formerly the CAG, will be coming back on the show...he was one of my favorite characters, especially when he was testifying in Dog Robbers (2)...I come from a military family and his performance was so realistic it reminded me of my late grandfather...
  Also,I was so surprised to see the ending of this season...but have a feeling they are going to put more depth to Bud's character...the goofy, but always dependable Bud may have departed forever and in its place we're liable to see a stronger and more commanding figure...either that, or they could turn him into an embittered person...All the characters on the show are most always upbeat, and perhaps a little contrast would be interesting..
  This is my first posting..just found your website..and enjoy reading the great comments...
  Jennifer
  

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  • Welcome Jennifer! I'm sure Admiral Boone will be back at some point. I like him. (like THAT makes all the difference. LOL!). I think that EVENTUALLY, Bud will sort of get back to his old self. I think there will be lots of hard times ahead, but he'll come out of it stronger. (NT) -- Katherine, 17:16:32 05/28/02 Tue

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• If "Mike" is here... -- Katherine, 17:10:47 05/28/02 Tue
  
  I've been trying to reply to your email about the pictures--I keep getting it back, so...if you're here...you are more than welcome to them!
  

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• Marcos thoughts on Enemy Below -- Marco, 13:45:33 05/25/02 Sat
  Well , I must say that I was shocked at what I saw.
  I will be honest here , I was very angry at what DPB did that night as the cliffhanger. Yes I was like everyone else and was looking for something Harm and Mac ish. But Got Bud getting instead. What a surprise.
  
  I was distraught after seeing what I saw. Feeling totally different about the way DPB portrayed the end. Yes I understand that he is trying to show War, but didn't think he would go that far. Not at least with Bud.
  
  The Chat room was loaded that night . Was good to see so many people. It was fun looking at the different time zones and awaiting the barage of viewers from each zone to tell us their thoughts. Was fun and glad to be part of it.
  
  I have had a chance to calm down so to speak from this and hope for the following: That Bud and Harriet come even closer now as Husband and Wife . Also as parents too. I do not think that the two will seperate. Yes there will be tough times but I guess that is part of a relationship and for them to work it out.
  
  Of course we should have Harm and Mac getting closer as well. Seeing what has happened is possibly a "wake up " call to both of them. Hec , it could have been anyone of them in the past few episodes , but it ended up being someone they care for and mentored most of their time together.
  
  Of course there is the guilt factor here.
  1) AJ. He was the one who suggested that Bud take this as a form of getting a promotion. I am not blaming the Admiral in any way. But what I am saying is that possibly in some way HE could feel guilty about him pushing for this and knowing where it has gotten Bud now.
  
  2) Harriet. She too will feel guilty about this cause she wanted to see Bud excell in his duties. Yes at first she didn't but , in the end she did agree. I do not think she will hold a grudge against AJ for this decision. Knowing what has happened now.
  
  3) Bud. Now some of you might think ... why Bud?
  Bud as we can see Loves children. He would do anything to help them . It's natural, he's a father and a human being.
  It's also Bud being Bud. Helpful , yet anxious and the way they make him to be portrayed. Of course there will be the " What if's" from Bud as he thinks about this for many times to come.
  
  4) Harm and Mac. They will feel something too cause of all their encounters with mines recently . I just hope everyone doesn't get depressed over this . et.al. AJ, Harriet, Harm & Mac, ....
  
  I thought the scenes of Harn Flying and distracting the missile were superb. I liked the one scens as they flew past the bridge and the scene as Harm took Lead.
  Loved the sleeping scene of Mac in the humvee. Kind of reminded me of some of the fan fics read here and there of "Harm looking at her as she sleeps" I guess CB does portray a " Beautiful Sleeper" Maybe she could do another re-make of Sleeping Beauty. Hmmm , now who could be the Prince?......
  
  Well all in all I have to say I liked this season 7. It has SPECIAL meaning for me. (Jennifer, you know) Glad to see 2 characters gone. Not saying that they were bad actors but, they were just not needed in the story lines.
  Here's hoping that Season 8 will bring us what we have strived to see all these years. Harm and Mac becoming a God's honest couple.
  It's been fun this season. Hope we have a fun off season with CB doing God knows what, and that it's all safe and fun for her. Also the other actors too.
  
  Wow what a long one I just wrote.
  Have a great weekend everyone!
  

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• Is it a Dream? -- Janie, 09:47:15 05/22/02 Wed
  I was as shocked as everyone else about the finale. What if Harriet or Bud is dreaming? If that was a dream sequence, it would sure uncomplicate next season, and Bud remains in the Navy. Any comments?
  

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  • Hey, Janie!!! I prefer that it NOT be a dream. That would be too hokey, even for JAG. I think this storyline will really give PL the chance to shine!! (NT) -- Tammie, Vice President of the BLA, 13:05:19 05/22/02 Wed
    • My gosh--there are POSTS here! LOL! Hi everyone! Welcome! Anyway, ITA--if this is a dream, people will surely revolt. And I agree that PL has the chance to be brilliant in his portrayal. So does everyone around him. (NT) -- Katherine, 14:49:36 05/22/02 Wed
      • I don't want it to be a dream, either. I think this will give PL a great opportunity to shine and really develop his character. (NT) -- kathym, 17:41:29 05/22/02 Wed
      • Hopefully it is not a dream--not that I want Bud to lose an extremity. I don't think DPB would be tacky enough to make it a dream. I don't know if anyone mentioned this, but I think PL did a wonderful acting job with those few lines after the accident. He conveyed the in shock part of it but also Bud's sweet basic personality-- he was still concerned about the little boy. It will take some dramatic acting talent to pull off the recovery . I think DPB has chosen the right character/actor for the job. (NT) -- PB, 19:55:52 05/22/02 Wed
  • Re: Is it a Dream? -- janice, 21:20:55 05/22/02 Wed
    • Re: Is it a Dream? -- Janie, 09:05:40 05/23/02 Thu
  • FYI---according to a post at Maeve's this morning--the JAG production staff confirmed that it is **quote** "definitely not a dream". (NT) -- CharS--hitting and running back to the Harmyboard, 16:37:23 05/23/02 Thu
    • Re: FYI---according to a post at Maeve's this morning--the JAG production staff confirmed that it is **quote** "definitely not a dream". -- Chris, 16:29:31 05/24/02 Fri

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• Updates!!! -- Katherine, 16:39:33 05/23/02 Thu
  
  Hey all! WELCOME to all you posters who have found us! Good to see you here!!! Keep posting!
  
  I added a countdown clock (as if you could miss it! LOL!) at the top of the page.
  
  I also took the opportunity (whilst I was thinking about it!) to post an article that KrisL found about landmines at The BLA. It's a good article, and maybe we can do some good!
  
  ALSO, I added all the info that Kip has given us so far for Enemy Below. It's in the JAG News section under spoilers. For those of you who are new here and new to the boards, Kip and Harriet are JAG insiders who post to the JAGniks and jag lists at Yahoogroups (links are provided in the "Links" section at The BLA).
  
  I seriously am NOT trying to capitalize on what happened in the finale to promote The BLA. But, there has been so much traffic there in the past two days, that I feel I have a "duty" to keep it as up-to-date as possible for those looking for information.
  
  If you are on the mailing list, this notice is NOT going out through there--it also goes to the lists and they're busy enough right now without me adding to it! LOL!
  
  To get to the site, just click "Back to The BLA" at the top of this page. And feel free to sign the guestbook over there! It would be nice to know a little about you!
  

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  • Hey, Katherine, thanks for the updates...BTW, got bored last night and decided to catch up on my National Geographic reading. Guess what is in the latest mag??? An article on land mines. Very interesting. (NT) -- Tam, 13:53:18 05/24/02 Fri

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• All I can say is," Oh, my God!-Please let Bud live... -- Frances, 08:17:25 05/22/02 Wed
  I know he is on next season's roster, but he could die & he then would be seen in flashbacks. I hope not. I hope TPTB realize what a gem of an actor PL is, and allow us to see him deal with the ramifications of the loss of his leg, and possibly, his career with JAG. That is high drama. Maybe highlight the understaffed Vet. hospitals/clinics out there. I know that, realistically, his chances are slim, but the've toyed with other medical "recoveries" before. Teflon Harm keeps coming back....and back, and back & they still let him fly, too!
  

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  • :~( GOD BLESS BUD ! ! ! :~( -- JENNY, 08:48:25 05/22/02 Wed
  • :~( GOD BLESS BUD ! ! ! :~( -- JENNY, 08:49:43 05/22/02 Wed
  • They won't DARE kill Bud. As horrible as this sounds, I can't wait to see where they're going to take us with this! (NT) -- Katherine, 14:52:06 05/22/02 Wed
  • Worked for Douglas Bader (NT) -- Duke, 16:51:53 05/22/02 Wed
  • Our beautiful Bud! I keep trying to think about how Bud will come home and Singer will never be able to win against him, now. Better, Bud will come home with his family now and his career can only skyrocket. I'm spending the summer, dreaming up good things to happen to Bud, to erase that ugly final scene. (NT) -- cava, 20:19:06 05/22/02 Wed

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• I think...... -- Jennifer, NTS, 12:18:27 04/17/02 Wed
  I think the season ending shocker is going to involve Bud. Bud is going to reach his boiling point in the finale, and he's going to do something that we consider un-Bud like.
  
  Maybe Bud will get to be the hero? That would be a nice change instead of Harm as usual, but since Bud is aboard the ship, maybe the ship is attacked and Bud's involved in the rescue.
  
  I certainly hope TPTB don't shock us by doing something bad to Bud, where his boiling point results in him doing something revengeful or mean.
  
  We know the stuff with Harriet has to come to head, her buying the house, him not telling her about PO Coates, the case with Singer, Harriet possibly being pregnant, maybe its too much for poor Bud, and he does crack. I certainly hope not, but it seems no one is immune from being trashed. Sigh...
  
  It will be a cliffhanger, but the cliffhanger & shocker I think will belong to Bud, and the continuing of the cliffhanger in S8 will be Bud and Harriet, not the War on Terrorism, or even Harm & Mac.
  
  Just my thoughts........
  

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  • Well you were mostly right. (NT) -- Chelsea, 00:47:15 05/22/02 Wed

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• Katherine!!! Hope you don't mind........ -- Jennifer, NTS, 17:14:28 04/15/02 Mon
  Hope this is okay with you, I'm going to add the BLA web address and the BLA message board as links on the Mac board, so maybe some Macaholics will come here and post about Bud!
  
  They had better not even think about doing something bad to Bud and Harriet, I just hope Harriet is a little hormonal because she's expecting, which is why she had temporary amnesia and didn't tell Bud about the house, LOL! And Bud, having ESP, realizes that Harriet is expecting doesn't want to upset or worry her about PO Coates, even though Bud would never go there!
  
  At least I hope not, sigh......
  
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  • Hey Jennifer--I don't mind at ALL. One of these days, I have to gather and add links for the top of THIS MB, but...since we rarely post here, I'm not going to kill myself to get it done. LOL! I don't think they're going to break up B/H, but here's my prediction inside... -- Katherine, 16:01:37 04/16/02 Tue
  • Sheesh--where ARE my manners--THANKS FOR THE LINKS JENNIFER!!!! (NT) -- Katherine (who's mother DID teach her better! LOL!), 16:02:55 04/16/02 Tue
  • Well they are there and they work, LOL! I need to apology for my lack of activity on the BLA, I need to get my butt in gear and get back there! (NT) -- Jennifer, NTS, 21:19:19 04/16/02 Tue
    • I need to get my butt in gear and get back there! -- , 23:30:18 05/18/02 Sat
      • yup (NT) -- C, 13:12:30 05/19/02 Sun

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• The JAGnik Olympiks...Sort of...(Part 1 of ???) -- Lu & Katherine, 14:45:51 02/27/02 Wed
  We (Luoodles and Katherine) present our latest collaboration (stop running!!!!!). Meaning, we are both responsible for this latest fias....er...masterpie....umm...project. Contrary to popular belief, we DO like each other--do you HONESTLY think we'd spend weeks writing together if we didn't??? Sheesh...Anyway, we hope you take it in the spirit it is intended--to be FUN and non-offensive. Please direct all complaints to Lu at itwasn'tmyidea.net or to Katherine at Toldyouthatwouldtickpeopleoff.com.This just keeps it lighthearted and fun. Sort of. LOL!
  
  The JAGnik Olympiks: Part 1
  
  
  Announcer Lu Costuslots: “Ladies and Gentlemen...My talented and lovely co-host (guess who wrote that people!) and I would like to thank you for your attendance at the XXVVICMMGONAVYMMIVIIXL Olympic Winter Games here in downtown Maeveville!”
  
  Announcer Katherine McHey!: “Thanks LC. Before we get to the actual events, we shall have the "Parade of Posters!" In keeping with the winter theme, they will all be wearing hula skirts and skis!”
  
  Lu: “Hula Skirts? Are they all from...? Hawaii?”
  
  Katherine: "I don't know... they DO look to be WINTER Hula Skirts..."
  
  Lu: "How on earth do you have a WINTER Hula Skirt?"
  
  Katherine: "Oh I don't know. I mean, they DO have winter in Hawaii...and they even had some snow this past year...Let’s ask Oldspice...Besides it's MY line, and I'm leavin' it in! Sheesh! You're always deleting my stuff! And while we're on the subject, you make me sick with that POOFING garbage. Why anyone thinks that stuff is funny is BEYOND me. And I'm not even going to MENTION those inane SONGS you...”
  
  Lu: “Katherine...”
  
  ~Katherine continues to grumble at Lu~
  
  Lu: “KATHERINE!”
  
  Katherine: “WHAT!?”
  
  Lu: “We'll leave it IN! Sheesh! We're on the AIR! Sigh....”
  
  ~trumpets blast~
  
  Lu: “Here they come now!”
  
  Skiers ~who suspiciously resemble JAGniks~: “Whoa!... AAAAAAIIIIGGGH!!!!! Looooooooook oooooooooooouuuuuuuuttt!!!!!!”
  
  Spectators: “AAIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHH!!!”
  
  ~CRASH!!!!~
  
  ~Medical Sirens begin to wail~
  
  Lu: “Sheesh—They didn’t even light the flame! AMATUERS! Hold on whilst *I* take care of it...”
  
  Katherine: “Ummmm...Lu...do you really think that’s a good idea?”
  
  Lu: “Ohhhhh pppuuullleeeezzzzzeeeeee....what’s the worst that can happen? I just take this BBQ lighter thingy and....”
  
  ~WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!~
  
  Katherine: “LU! You IDIOT! Your HAIR IS on fire!!!"
  
  ~Lu leaping around, finally shoves head in snow bank~
  
  Lu ~smoke wafting off head~: “O.K. Well... perhaps that wasn't such a good idea after all.... ummmm...MOVING ON!...Our foreign correspondent Brigitte is standing by for an interview with some of the skiers who are still conscious. Brigitte...are you there?”
  
  ~Brigitte is standing with a cheesesteak in her hand~
  
  Brigitte: “Mmmmm.... Toasted!”
  
  Lu: “Brigitte, say ‘Hello’.”
  
  Brigitte: “MmmfffHelwo.”
  
  Lu: “Brig..dear...do you have the interview or not?”
  
  Brigitte: “Oh....mmmhhhuuyes...mmhsorrry mmhLu. ~swallowing~ AHEM...I stand here with Abby, Rainbow and ScoobieD...Ladies...what occurred on the hill out there?”
  
  Abby: “I dunno. I was warming up for the curling event, when someone strapped sticks to my feet and shoved me off the mountain!”
  
  Rainbow: “I think someone put WD-40 on our skies!”
  
  ScoobieD: “I blame Lu.”
  
  Lu: “Wha...???? I didn...”
  
  Brigitte: “Lu, ssssssssss! I’m busy.”
  
  Lu: “Sigh...”
  
  Brigitte: “Well, I’m glad there were no serious injuries.”
  
  Abby: “What do you call SERIOUS?! My FEET are pointing BEHIND me!”
  
  Rainbow: “Oh buck up, Abby. Don't be such a baby! I'm gonna have a MARK...and...I think I broke a nail...and.....”
  
  Abby: "I said my FEET are POINTING beHIND me! What is WRONG w/ you people?”
  
  ScoobieD: “Ummm...I have a bandaid...Will that help?”
  
  Brigitte: “There you have it Lu.”
  
  Lu: “Oh my GOSH! Is Abby all right???”
  
  Brigitte: ~eating more cheesesteak~ “Mmmwhatfhh?”
  
  Lu: “Sigh...never mind. Moving on. Our first event takes us over to the USN Ice Pavilion for the pairs Ice Skating Competition. AmandaW, what is going on back there?”
  
  AmandaW: “I hhhhhaven't a ccccclue, Lu, and further, I don' cccccare! What on EARTH are they ttttthinking! I'm a former JOGGING champion for crying out lllllloud! They've got me standing here ddddddressed in my SHORTS...and BBBBBBBBy the way, THIS particular pppppair hasn't FFFFFFIT in FOUR YEARS!!!...I'm FFFFFFFREEEEEZING out here!”
  
  Lu: “Oh my GOSH! Who’s in charge of WARDROBE? Quick, get the camera on the skaters and SOMEBODY GET AMANDA A COAT!”
  
  ~Cue shot of backstage: the contestants are practicing their routines~
  
  AmandaW ~donning an Eskimo parka~: “Well, Lu...it seems the athletes (and myself) are warming up. Let's listen in as the pair of Tiner/Singer prepare for their upcoming event....”
  
  ~CRASH...BOOM...KABANG~ "OW! Uooff! Get... OFF...OW! TINER! I'm going to stick that blade where the sun don't sh... "
  
  Amanda: “GACK! Back to YOU LU!
  
  Lu: “Yes, well uh...thanks for that uh "LIVE" report, AmandaW.
  
  Amanda: “Sure thing Lu. You know, I think I’ll go take a quick run to warm up a bit. Be back in a jif.”
  
  Lu: “Um...Amanda...ummm... Do you think that's such a good idea... I mean...you're not familiar with...”
  
  Amanda: “Oh for heaven's sake. I'll be FINE...Why, I'm a regular Daniel Boone!!”
  
  Lu: “Yes...ummm...well...perhaps you should at least take a buddy with you...or perhaps a compass? Amanda?”
  
  Amanda: “Now which way was the door to my booth again? Oh right...here it is...I'll just...Aiiigghhhhh!! ~THUD!~ My...that first step is a doozie. Be careful when you step out the door Lu, there's quite a drop...”
  
  Lu: “That was the WINDOW! Sigh....We'll never see her again...And now, without further adieu, I send you to my colleagues SD and Canrane.”
  
  ~Obviously, SD and Canrane do not realize their mikes are on...~
  
  Canrane: “So, if you’re not hanging with the fichus anymore, who are you hanging with?”
  
  SD: “There’s a cute little patch of ivy climbing my chimney.”
  
  Canrane: “Uh, Just a sec, SD, it's that annoying Lu woman again....Lu, would you STOP with the waving...WHAT!?...We’re on the a...!!!??”
  
  ~papers fly in the air~
  
  Canrane ~nervously smiles into camera~ “WELCOME!!! uh..~ cough ~ Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the USN Pavilion where the first pair is set to perform.”
  
  SD: ~adjusting tie, notices camera on him~ “Yes, that’s right...I believe...yes, here they are ladies and gentlemen...Mic and Renee.”
  
  ~crowd applauds~
  
  ~Music comes up...Munchkins come out..~.
  
  MichelleB from audience: "HEY!"
  
  Lu: “GACK!”
  
  ~sound of needle scratching record~
  
  ~"Correct" music comes up~
  
  Canrane rolling eyes: “Ahem....Don’t they look stunning together? Just look at the way they glide.....My...they seem to be gliding awfully...FAST!”
  
  SD: “I agree...they'd better slow down! For their first required element, they’ll do a triple flip, double axle, and somersault over each other. At that speed...oh my...I just can't watch!”
  
  Canrane: “Yes, and this is the first time this has even been attempted in competition!”
  
  SD: “Uh oh...I just don’t have a good feeling about this...”
  
  Canrane: “Oh no...Here they come!!!" ~closes eyes~
  
  ~WHAM! ~
  
  “BRUMBY, YOU IDIOT!" ~Their voices trail off into the distance.~
  
  Canrane: What happened?
  
  SD: “They appear to have crashed thru the wall!! Just a second...something's coming in....That was the Ski Station. They've just won....the DOWNHILL!”
  
  Lu: “Well...there you have it...the first pair to skate err...ski...er...Ummmm...we’ll be right back after these messages.”
  
  ~Commercial 1~
  
  ~Shot of Katherine with her lips stuck to a flagpole.~
  
  Lu: “Oh, my...what HAS happened to our Katherine???? She should have used Chafstick!”
  
  Katherine ~giving Lu the death glare~: “I can not BELIEVE you contracted me for these commercials. You're going to PAY for this. Pay and pay and PAY and...”
  
  ~enter Munchkins~
  
  “When you’re out and about
  Remember...Don’t POUT
  So your lips don’t stick...use CHAFstick...use CHAFstick”
  
  
  
  To be continued...(as soon as we finish more HTML)
  

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  • OMG... this is hilarious! Keep up the good work! (NT) -- Cinders- ps- i ski :), 16:42:39 02/27/02 Wed
  • ROFTL!!! You guys, this was hilarious! More, more! Hurry up with the HTML already!! (NT) -- CQ still LOL, 16:45:39 02/27/02 Wed
  • Lu and Katherine, this is wonderful!! You two are so funny. Eagerly waiting for more.... (NT) -- LiJo, 16:57:11 02/27/02 Wed
  • I love it! Can't wait until part two! (NT) -- Rainbow, 17:02:20 02/27/02 Wed
  • ROTFLOL! That was hilarious, you two! (NT) -- AmandaW (but the *window*?? Geez, some people show *no* respect to us jogging champs.....), 18:13:14 02/27/02 Wed
  • I'm not going to say it was great, I'm not going to say it was wonderful......only b/c if I do, then I know you'll say, "If you thought this was great, just wait until >insert any poster's name< has their air time." And frankly......the future of this worries me a bit!!!!!!!! (NT) -- C, 19:04:06 02/27/02 Wed
  • ROTFLOL! Ok, guys, keep reminding me not to drink anything while I read these.....too funny! (NT) -- KrisL., now has little rainbow spots on her monitor...., 19:36:23 02/27/02 Wed
  • I want BUD! I want Gunny.... Now! Please. Aw, couldcha wouldcha, make me happy.... Harriet in the skeleton competition. Thank you. And by the way, ROTFLMGO!!!! THANK YOU!!! (NT) -- Frances, 06:42:31 02/28/02 Thu
    • Bud and Gunny will be here. ALl in good time. This thing is LONG. LOL! (NT) -- Luoodles, 07:44:09 02/28/02 Thu
  • ROTFLOL!!! (NT) -- Aria, 08:45:59 02/28/02 Thu
  • Hi guys. This is hilarious. I am sitting here crying. Thank you so much for the laugh or cry!! You know I miss you guys so much and kind of feel like an outsider, which makes me sad that I am not part of your community anymore. I have tried to get interested in JAG again but I just could not. Anyway, I am going to check here periodically for the next part. Here is a high five for you. (NT) -- Rosie, 09:45:21 02/28/02 Thu
  • PART TWO Inside -- Katherine (Thanks for all the kind comments!), 10:12:07 02/28/02 Thu
    • Oh my gosh!!! This was even funnier than the first part ladies! (And I'm not just saying that because I was in it!) You have to keep going, I want to find out who save Harmkins from Lu, the definitely not sane one! (NT) -- CQ, 10:37:05 02/28/02 Thu
    • ROTFLMAOPIMP! Ok, I think I need one of those GottaGoNow thingies. What are you to on, and can I have some, please? ROTFLOL. (NT) -- KrisL., 12:09:42 02/28/02 Thu
    • Very funny, ladies!!! I hope Harmkins will be okay soon.... first, trapped in the closet and now the chair... yes, and the bedroom too, I suppose... (NT) -- J-Bird, 12:16:51 02/28/02 Thu
    • What's ReALLY funny is how darn close to accurate your portrayal of my skiing is! (NT) -- KatRose, 13:12:31 02/28/02 Thu
    • I can't breathe!!!!!!! have to stop laughing so hard Thanks guys.. this is fantastic... SO.. when do we get the next installment???? (NT) -- Northstar, 13:12:43 02/28/02 Thu
    • ROFLOLOLOL--this is hysterical!! Hubby is giving me odd looks again because I am cracking up in front of the computer once more. Keep it coming ladies! (NT) -- LiJo, 13:22:47 02/28/02 Thu
    • Re: PART THREE Inside -- Katherine (I'm *trying* to hurry!!!!!), 14:44:22 02/28/02 Thu
    • What's beyond ROTFLyourAO & PIyourP? Because I'm there! LOL! Brava! I'll read the next part when I get home! (NT) -- MichelleB, 15:46:03 02/28/02 Thu
      • ROTFLMAOPIMPUU (the UU is Until Unconscious). (NT) -- KatRose, 16:05:17 02/28/02 Thu
    • Re: PART TWO Inside -- Em-Jay, 17:08:22 02/28/02 Thu
    • OMG I am laughing SO HARD! I'm sorry--who did you refer to as the crazy ones???? Hmm...that's what I thought...From here on out NO ONE believe Ms. Lu when she says SHE's the sane one!!! But, this just proves that Katherine IS an alien.....LOLOLOLOL!!! (NT) -- Crosby ;), 19:50:51 02/28/02 Thu
  • This is hilarious! The commercials are too funny, although I feel sorry for poor Katherine. I hope the olympiks continue, the closing ceremony should be quite an event! By the way, I'll help Webb with his horse hehehe! (NT) -- Sheila, 10:35:02 02/28/02 Thu
    • Re: This is hilarious! The commercials are too funny, although I feel sorry for poor Katherine. I hope the olympiks continue, the closing ceremony should be quite an event! By the way, I'll help Webb with his horse hehehe! (NT) -- dannn, 10:11:38 04/13/02 Sat
    • The commercials are too funny. -- , 23:21:07 05/18/02 Sat
  • This is fantastically funny! LOL (NT) -- CindyB, 15:04:44 02/28/02 Thu
  • PART FOUR Inside -- Katherine--we're getting there!, 15:50:39 02/28/02 Thu
    • BRAVO!!!!!! BRAVO!!!!!!!! You ladies did a SPLENDID job of putting this together. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard and so much. I am still laughing..... (NT) -- Northstar - who will be sending the dry cleaning bill and the computer repair bill to both of the writers!!!!!, 16:20:20 02/28/02 Thu
    • OMG! I can't freaking BREATHE! ROTFLMAO (NT) -- KrisL., 16:30:51 02/28/02 Thu
    • What happen to Men's Nude Ice Skating? TOO funny!!! Thank you so much for starting my day with a smile, a serious drool, and hiccups! (NT) -- Fran-hic-ces, 06:31:38 03/01/02 Fri
  • PART FIVE--THE END!!!! Inside -- Katherine (and a sigh of relief was heard 'round the world!), 16:08:52 02/28/02 Thu
    • ENCORE!!!! ENCORE!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Northstar - thanking the ladies for including me in this wonderful piece of writing, 16:22:31 02/28/02 Thu
    • You should market this as a great ab workout! I have tears rolling down my face, I can't breathe and my boss is giving me even stranger looks than normal and I'm blaming YOU TWO! I will definitely be saving this entire thing for posterity and potential blackmail material. (NT) -- KatRose, 16:27:44 02/28/02 Thu
    • FANTASTIC!!! I AM ROTFLMAOPIMP!!! GREAT JOB, LADIES!!! (NT) -- Tam, 16:56:30 02/28/02 Thu
    • ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- AmandaW, 17:05:03 02/28/02 Thu
    • Re: PART FIVE--THE END!!!! Inside -- Em-Jay, 17:31:56 02/28/02 Thu
    • I got to sing with GOTB!! What an honor!! This is so funny. I'll need to print it out and save it for when I'm feeling down. What a riot!! (NT) -- LiJo, 18:15:11 02/28/02 Thu
    • This was all fantastic ladies! Thanks for sharing your talents (and insanities) with us! (NT) -- C, 18:30:26 02/28/02 Thu
    • YES!!! I got to be the musical commentator! (But why couldn't you have had a closing ceremony with me singing with JOSH GROBAN too!!! j/k) (NT) -- Aria (thats what I get for listening to Josh's cd while posting, LOL), 19:36:11 02/28/02 Thu
    • I thank you for the inclusion in this story, but I'm not sure I like my role. Hmmmmmm Ok, I thought about it, I LOVE it. I can't believe how well this is written. My neighbors have called the paddy wagon, so I gotta run and flee the butterfly nets. (NT) -- S.King, 23:27:38 02/28/02 Thu
    • THIS WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- CQ, 00:58:48 03/01/02 Fri
    • OMG I'm ROTHFLM6OPIMP!!!!! This was hillarious!! just what i needed this Friday. You guys should do this more oft....(mobs of people jump Cinders). (NT) -- Cinders- p.s. loved my part:), 17:46:24 03/01/02 Fri
  • Don't tell me we have to wait for the next Olympics to get another one of these! (NT) -- Danie, 07:06:57 03/03/02 Sun

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• The First JAG Broadway Musical starring......BUD!!! Give him a hand folks! (And some words, actions, oh, and a plot wouldn't hurt) -- C as in "CEEEEEEEEEEE we need an idea"!, 09:15:07 08/19/01 Sun
  
  We had such fun incorporating songs and music into our last story, that I thought we could do Bud: The Broadway Musical. Regular dialogue is allowed, but we also need those great song & dance numbers—ensembles, solos, heartbroken duets, etc. If you don’t want to write a song, just suggest a title and everyone (maybe) will jump in!
  
  See, this is TOTALLY Uncomplicated!
  
  Bud was walking down the street toward the JAG office with a smile on his face. It was going to be a great day. He decides to climb the stairs because he is in such a great mood. Two flights up he reconsiders and gets on the elevator.
  
  The JAG bullpen is busy with its usual morning activity
  , but as the elevator doors slide open and Bud steps off, everyone immediately switches gears and begins the opening number…
  

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  • Sigh.... I'm SO glad this won't be DIFFICULT! Ahem... O.K.. I'll try.... Singer and Mattoni burst into "It's a Hard Knock Life" from Annie except the words are a little different "It's the hard-knock life for us! It's the hard-knock life for us! 'Stead-a courtroom- we get soap, "stead-a cases we get doped, It's the hard-knock life. Just then the Admiral walks, no dances, in.... (NT) -- Luoodles, 15:19:22 08/19/01 Sun
    • WHOOPS, sorry, C. didn't read the last of your post carefully enough. Change that to they ALL burst into "It's a Hard Knock Life" from Annie except the words are a little different "It's the hard-knock life for us! It's the hard-knock life for us! 'Stead-a courtroom- we get soap, "stead-a cases we get doped, It's the hard-knock life. Just then the Admiral walks, no dances, in.... (NT) -- Lu be back tomorrow., 15:20:41 08/19/01 Sun
      • AJ stops dancing and turns to them all to give a pep talk: (Music from West Side Story-Jet song.) "Hey gang, listen up. (Sings and swaggers) When you're a JAG you're a JAG all the way, / From your first case in court / Till they fly you away. / When you're a JAG let the Secnavy whine, / Together we'll stand, Bud, Harm, Mac, Gun and Tine." (NT) -- Cece lost in Bud space, 16:45:27 08/19/01 Sun
        • rotflm6o. Oh sure i can so see the admiral singing that. LOLOLOLOL (NT) -- Suze, 19:26:43 09/02/01 Sun
  • Jingo shuffles in singing (to the tune of The Wizard of Oz "If I Only Had A Brain") My nose just made a whistle, it's shaped just like a misile, it shoots me in the daaaaaark! Deet de de de de deet! I'd be snortin' and sniffin' and a woofin and a whiffin' if you'd take me to the paaaaaaaaark! (NT) -- Luoodles and the Mister who is beginning to question my sanity, 19:08:19 08/19/01 Sun
  • In the background four officers come out holding leashes while four others carry painted cardboard bushes as scenary. Mic twirls up to sing. Here's your leash and collar, if I only had a dollar, for the times I let you pee.(sorry, it had to rhyme--I did have times I walked you 'round). Deet de de de de deet! I'd have money for a hit man and some extra cash for surfin', then Mac wouldn't marry meeeeee! The officers ditch the shubbery and bring out surfboards while Mic backs off for Mac to take the spotlight. (NT) -- C (He's only just *beginning* to to question it?) Love the W of O song....I think we can get another few verses out of it!, 20:04:53 08/19/01 Sun
    • Mac walks up wearing a wet, teal-coloured towel: "I whiled a way the hour, standing in the shower, Deet de de de de deet, "But I'm in some confusion, I am only Harm's illusion, He's a dufus you see." Mac drops towel, and runs off followed by officers with surf boards. Harm wonders in looking stunned. (NT) -- Cece, 20:44:20 08/19/01 Sun
      • Eek. Sorry I didn't rhyme the last line. Cut "He's a dufus.." and add "But I really have the power." (NT) -- cece wondering about the whole Lu household! (I am allowed to post here?), 20:54:03 08/19/01 Sun
        • Are you "allowed" to post here? You're kidding. We practically KIDNAP people to get them here! LOL! Is Cecelia allowed to post here, Katherine??? Hmmm... She's not here, so I guess I can answer. Let me thi YES! (Dimbulb) What a question! (NT) -- Luoodles Wondering about CECELIA's household! LOL BTW, I LIKED the "he's a doofus" part!, 22:54:39 08/19/01 Sun
          • Songs? Rhyming lines? I can't help with this! Heather wrote that Grease Jag thing last year. She would be good at this. Kidnap Heather to help with this. (NT) -- PB, 23:49:02 08/19/01 Sun
      • Harm wanders in, looking stunned and sings: "I took a hit upon my noggin, now my mind's a-foggin. It's been that way before. Deet de de de de deet! Just keep calling me a doofus, I'll catch a ride out on the JAGbus... *SCHWACK!* How'd I wind up on the floor?" (NT) -- Snark Hunter, now I can't get that song out of my head... you'll pay for that, my pretties!!!!, 23:23:39 08/19/01 Sun
        • Okay, keep the doofus line in my verse above. The real song doesnt rhyme the last line anyway. Snark didn't leave a set up for me. Renee tap dances in. The officers take come carrying cases of cosmetics: "My boyfriend took a swack, Now he's confusing me with Mac, Deet de de de de deet! For the love of this sailor, I would live in a trailer, With my lip gloss on the rack." Renee taps off, officers remove the cosmetic kits. Tiner roller blades onto the scene. (NT) -- Cece, 03:16:32 08/20/01 Mon
          • OH Horrors! I've been screwing up by leaving a line out of my verses before the deet dedes. and I have not time to fix it yet. Sorry. (NT) -- cece (blushing in poetic shame), 09:50:51 08/20/01 Mon
      • OK I'm making changes here so ignor my Eek. line change directly below. "I Whiled away the hour, Standing in the shower, Hoping Harm would join me, Deet de de de de deet. But I am in some confusion, I am only Harm's illusion, He's a doofus you see." (NT) -- cece, getting it right this time, 10:48:21 08/20/01 Mon
        • Are you tired of me yet? This is my change to the Renee verse: "My boyfriend took a Swack, Now he's confusing me with Mac, She's a hottie you see. Deet de de de de deet. I'd hit her with a spatula, Just to keep off my batchelor, He is going to marry me." (NT) -- Cece going back to maeve's where I won't be noticed amongst all the other loonies!, 11:00:08 08/20/01 Mon
          • There are loonies over there!?! Oh, now I'm scared! (NT) -- C, No, Mr. Fred, I'm not scared of you!, 21:40:05 08/20/01 Mon
  • Okay! Time for some plot (and maybe Bud will ACTUALLY get to SAY something!)! Heh hem. Bud has frozen in front of the elevator watching this scene unfold with wide eyes. He shakes his head as if to clear the visions out of his brain, but it doesn't seem to be working. He steps forward and immediately there is a sword arch whatever ya call it for him to walk under. He gives the officers a quizzical look, not because they are holding an arch for him, but because all of a sudden they have pool noodles in their hands--florescent ones. The prop manager had forgotten to replace the surfing and water props with proper swords. Bud shakes his head again very hard, steps out from beneath the last sword and (NT) -- C we need a plot here---and someone had better explain EXACTLY what Jingo, Mac, and Renee are doing in the office!, 18:08:22 08/20/01 Mon
    • Bud wonders out loud why everything is set up wrong, and who can he blame for the complete mess. He tap dances through the arch singing: ""I got out of bed this morning, Stretching and a yawning, Had a shower and a shave. Deet de de de de deet. Now I'm in an arch of noodles, I shall have to email Luooodles, And kick Cece back to Maeve. (NT) -- Cece...running, 20:36:42 08/20/01 Mon
  • Everyone freezes, stares at Bud with the oddest looks he's ever gotten in his life--including times when he was ranting about aliens and UFOs while eating Powernuts. The Admiral barks, "Roberts, get your six in my office pronto. Do I need to summon pychiatric help? Who in the world are Luoodles and Maeve!?" Bud looks around and notices that everyone suddenly seems extremely busy getting props put away or fiddling with papers on their desk. "Sir..." Bud still looks confused, "What exactly is going on here? I came in and there was this arch? And why is Jingo here?" He hastily adds, "Sir." (NT) -- C, 20:45:42 08/20/01 Mon
    • Bud makes a plea to the Admiral. Meanwhile, AJ holds a handkerchief to his nose, and everyone else rushes away. Mac rushes in still in a towel, calling "bad doggie." Mic is right behind looking ill. Carries a paper bag. Bud tries to explain his confusion to the Admiral. Sings :"I'm an efficient naval lawyer, A boon to my employer, But it's a zoo around here. Deet de de de de deet. There's the colonel in her towel, And her boyfriend with a trowel, Jingo's pooped right there I fear." (NT) -- Cece: come on Bud's people. I'm an angel....I can't do all the work here. LOL, 21:40:42 08/20/01 Mon
      • AJ removed his hankerchief, fixed Bud with his patented 'Glare-O-Death' and sang, "That dog is a disgra-ace. Remove him from this pla-ace. And when you're done with that... Deet de de de de deet! Then make sure the bullpen's spotless, or my staff will be just one less! This wouldn't happen with a cat!!" Bud blanched and turned to the bullpen when... (NT) -- Ms. Purrl Bailey, why do they keep putting dogs on TV?!?, 23:10:38 08/20/01 Mon
        • LOL Ms Bailey (cat's haven't sold out to humans that's why...we are way too smart.) Bud orders Tiner to clean the place out, Jingo is fired from the set, and Harriet comes in dressed as a Cat (an old Cats costume). Harriet sings: "Harm is just a silly person, He never learns his lesson, He should take a tip from me. Deet de de de de deet. If you want to keep your lady an/ d Frighten off the Australian/ Just mark your territ'ry. Meow" Harriet skips out in cat costume and comes back in as Harriet. She faces Bud and.... (NT) -- Cece, 23:39:53 08/20/01 Mon
    • Re: Everyone freezes, stares at Bud with the oddest looks he's ever gotten -- , 23:14:58 05/18/02 Sat
  • (C starts to pray) says to him in that "you forgot an historical date in our marriage" voice, "Bud, this was all for you, to celebrate (NT) -- C, 21:46:25 08/21/01 Tue
    • You mean this is the end C.? Where are all Bud's people? Don't blame if this musical closes after the first night to dreadful reviews, LOL! *I* did my best. (NT) -- Cece realizing she is no Andrew Lloyd Webber, 14:32:13 08/22/01 Wed
      • LOL! No, no! "All" as in, "we did this all for you!" (NT) -- C why are there remarks on the other board alluding to our sanity? We haven't even gotten started yet!, 16:57:02 08/22/01 Wed
      • I think I misunderstood. You didn't mistake Bud's line for finality did you? Oh, never mind, anyway! No, I didn't mean that this was the end or that I was quitting! (NT) -- C, 21:37:48 08/22/01 Wed
        • Bud blushes and says "aw shucks". Harriet kisses him and the officers return playing violins (same tune only slowly to welling strings). Harriet sings as she looks into Bud's eyes: "You are a lovely hubby, your cheeks are cute and chubby, and you have a sexy grin, Deet de de de de deet. I have some intimations, Of cunnubial relations, While the admiral's not in." Bud kicks the officers out and locks the door. Just as he and Harriet begin to take their jackets off, the phone rings on AJs line and Gunny pokes his head through the window....... (NT) -- cece, 22:45:17 08/22/01 Wed
        • there is the sound of shattering glass. "Jarheads!", exclaims an exasperated Bud. He turns back to Harriet who is picking up the phone. "Admiral Cheggwidden's office, Lt. Sims speaking," she said briskly, while leering at her husband. Bud's eyes widened and then... (NT) -- Snark Hunter, I'm tired of this so-ong. It's gone on way to lo-ong. We have to make it stop. Deet de de de de deet! This tune keeps sticking in my he-ead. I'm sure we'll find another inste-ead. So please, can it be dropped?, 23:16:58 08/22/01 Wed
          • Sure it's driving me nuts too. I was just following instructions. (NT) -- Cece, 01:10:58 08/23/01 Thu
  • Got bigger as Harriet started unbuttoning her jacket. She handed the phone to Bud who gulped and said in a strangled voice, "hello Sir." His attention turned immediately and completely to the phone with the Admiral's next words... (NT) -- C, 06:27:32 08/23/01 Thu
    • The Admiral sings to the JAG theme: "Bud put me o-on the speaker, So-o that all can hear what I say (du du du dun) I have some good ne-ews for you, Mic and Renee are going, hey! It is now or never, They must take a hike, The shippers can't stand them, We know what they like. We have to give Bud and Har-ri-et more focus, And Harm and Mac more hocus pocus...... (NT) -- Cece (I *think* that works) Let's see if anyone else can do the last little part of the theme music. ..... The Admiral, after reaching a crescendo, continues with the theme in a tremendous flourish. The whole cast is now listening to these important words...., 12:45:41 08/24/01 Fri
      • ACK!!! We had a half day today and did Flash Card Friday when they made flash cards. We listened to Tarzan and Star Wars and I can't even THINK of the JAG theme right now--all I've got is dah dah, da da da, dahhhhh da, da da da dahhhh da, dee dum dee deeeee (NT) -- C who will rewind a tape that has the intro and return in a bit!, 19:05:21 08/24/01 Fri
  • The Admiral sings, :dah dah, da da da, dahhhhh da, da da da dahhhh da, dee dum dee deeeee." Everyone in the outer office looks at him in great puzzlement, Harm is the first to recover and speak, "Been watching Phantom Menace again Sir?" The Admiral hangs his head, "yes, I can't help it. I go to my support group, but it doesn't work! I was up all night last night and watched it four times!" Jingo whimpered and walked over to lay his head on the Admiral's shoes. "Jingo understand sir, he remembers when I couldn't stop watching Runaway Bride last spring," said Mac. She glared at Brumby, "I WONDER if my subconcous was speaking." Renee looked daggers at Mac and Singer stepped out of the way to avoid any possibility of contamination. (NT) -- C okay, Cece, you're doing a great job. I am just going to add the disclaimer that I didn't mean for the whole thing to be sung., It's okay if we want to, but I don't want to place undo stress on anyone., 07:44:12 08/25/01 Sat
    • Oh SURE C. NOW you tell me....LOLOL! I've been going nuts here trying to think of tunes and rhymes. You know it don't come easy writing doggerel for the deluded! I keep on losing the BLA addy, but I will return later. (NT) -- Cece, 15:58:17 08/27/01 Mon
      • As I said, you were doing great Cece, but I was afraid people weren't participating because they couldn't think of more lyrics for the wizard of OZ!!!! (NT) -- C, 20:57:34 08/27/01 Mon
        • I wrecked your musical C. I could keep on writing daft verse indefinitely. My advice is to start again all fresh, and then others will join in. (And I promise not to rhyme.) And I will never be able to listen to "If I only had a brain" song again without the deet de de de deet (and that was Lu's fault!) (NT) -- Cece, 17:46:40 08/28/01 Tue
          • No, no! You haven't ruined it! You were the only one that kept going with me! i think it's wonderful, we'll just keep treking on.... (NT) -- C, 19:04:47 08/28/01 Tue
  • In the office Bud takes the phone away from his ear and looks at it in puzzlement. Harriet gives up on undressing, rebuttons her uniform blouse, and leaves the office in a huff. As she walked through the crowd comforting the Admiral in his breakdown, she muttered about doofora, spoons, aliens, and computer jerks, errr, geeks. She knocked into a straggling prop officer and a surfboard fell to the ground. Bud, in the office, has finally put the phone back to his ear. "Uhhh, sir?" On the other end he heard, "click." He had been hung up on. He looks around for his wife and sees her nowhere in sight. (NT) -- C, 19:09:44 08/28/01 Tue
    • Bud's gaze swept around the office, he was all alone... Then he heard it. Mystifyingly faint, but nevertheless compelling - where was it coming from? He began a slow circuit of the office, listening intently. There... he was getting closer. What could it be? He had to know! Closer... closer... it was getting louder, clearer. Could it be the Admiral's computer? Cautiously, Bud slipped around to the front of the screen, hardly daring to breathe. The program Tiner had installed to search for alien communications was up and running. And there were words... "The Nav-vy is the place to be! Sea-faring is the life for me! Watch that ocean stretching far and wide. Keep your civvies, I'm out with the mornin' tide!" Suddenly, the office door slammed open and there stood Harm, spatula-marked and defiant... (NT) -- Snark Hunter, sorry I missed so much - RL sucks sometimes., 22:44:23 08/29/01 Wed
  • "Lt Roberts!" Bud looked up startled. He quickly clicked the "hide screen" icon in the bottom left toolbard. "Uh, yes sir?" he stannered. "You need to get your wife under control!" Harm thundered. "I don't know what you said to her, but when I asked her if you were still in the office, she whacked me wtih THIS!" Harm help up the offending spatula. "She's upset about something and I suggest you go and take care of it!" "Um...sir...I would love to, but...." "But WHAT Lt! She hit me with a kitchen utensil!" "Okay, sir, just one moment." "Not, 'just one moment.' NOW!" Bud reluctantly tore his gaze from the blank computer screen. All he could see was the Admiral's normal background. Who knew the Admiral had a thing for The Muppets? Bud walked around the desk slowly toward the door. He wanted to find out more about the alien search program. He would just have to hope the Admiral didn't know about the "hide screen" icon and that it would stay hidden until he could return. (NT) -- C, 06:27:27 08/31/01 Fri
    • Bud stepped out into the bullpen and looked around. The group consoling the Admiral had joined hands and were now singing "Kumbaya". He shuddered and headed for the kitchen in search of Harriet. She was standing by the coffeemaker with her back to him. "Harriet?..." Bud queried, cautiously. "Oui, mon cher," she replied, "You were looking for moi?" The hairs on the back of Bud's neck rose. Why did her voice sound funny? Why was she using French words? Why... The air whooshed out of Bud's lungs as he found himself wrapped in Harriet's embrace and his blood ran cold when he heard her sigh, "Oh, Kermie!" (NT) -- Snark Hunter, ooo - plot twist... I loved the Muppet Show!!!, 00:22:18 09/01/01 Sat
      • Just then Bud was better and started singing his rendition of "The rainbow conection"...... (NT) -- Cinders, 13:07:35 09/03/01 Mon
        • Why are there so many songs about Harmon and not so many 'bout me?/ Harmon's good looking, but he's clueless. I'm cute too can't ya see!/ Some say Harm's the best and choose to believe it. I know they're wrong wait and see./ Someday ill be discovered. "That Stud named Bud." The guys will all envy meeee!" -- Suze (real lyrics to rainbow connection inside thanks to letsingit.com), 14:29:11 09/03/01 Mon
  • It was Harm's turn to shudder, as he walked into the kitchen to find Bud singing to his reflection in the coffee pot. He needed coffee desparately, or he would have walked out. Harm reached over Bud's shoulder and snagged the pot. He quickly poured a cup of the less than warm brew and gulped it down with a grimace. "What is with people today?" he muttered as he left. Bud, humming to himself, hardly noticed Harm's entry and departure and turned back towards Harriet. He had been imagining her affection towards him, and now he tried to reach out to repair the rift that had begun in the fabric of their marriage. (NT) -- C (it seemed like the moment for metaphors), 16:59:54 09/03/01 Mon
  • But, unfortunately, Harriet was still very ticked off that her earlier seduction had not succeeded. She picked up her coffee cup and walked out the kitchen door in a huff. Bud sighed, hummed a few more bars of The Rainbow Connection, and left the kitchen himself. He needed to go back to the Admiral's office to check out the status of the aliens. As he walked along the outisde edge of the bullpen he noticed the group around the Admiral had been reduced to only him and Tiner. Tiner was consoling the Admiral with some ancient Zen philosophies. The Admiral looked ready to.... (NT) -- C who is wondering if she scared everyone off......., 22:05:59 09/05/01 Wed
    • become a monk with all the weird philosyphies. The look on his face was undescribable. Just as Bud thought the admiral was going to do one of those bows with his hands in "prayer" form, bending only at the waist, the admiral gave Bud a high kick. Bud.... (NT) -- Cinders, 17:37:35 09/06/01 Thu
  • screamed in pain and yelled for his spoon. The Admiral's glazed eyes cleared and he quickly apologized, "Lt. I am sorry. Tiner here," he pauses for an evil Admiral glare towards Tiner, "was just telling me about Zen philosophy." Tiner hadn't even noticed the exhange and subsequent glare and was rambling on about (NT) -- C yeah for Cinders for adding to the story!, 18:35:25 09/06/01 Thu
    • the dietary concerns of the Zen yak which lives in the highest mountains of Zen country. (NT) -- C is tired of this last post and decided to just write