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Date Posted: 16:56:08 10/24/01 Wed
Author: Karen
Subject: Oh, to be a Woman!

Enjoy!!

> WOMEN
>
> They smile when they want to scream.
> They sing when they want to cry.
> They cry when they are happy and laugh
> when they are nervous
> They fight for what they believe in.
> They stand up for injustice.
> They don't take "no" for an answer when
> they believe there is a better solution.
>
> They go without new shoes so their
> children can have them.
> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> They love unconditionally.
> They cry when their children excel and
> cheer when their friends get awards.
>
> They are happy when they hear about a
> birth or a new marriage.
> Their hearts break when a friend dies.
> They have sorrow at the loss of a family
> member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
> They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a
> broken heart.
>
> Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail
> you to show how much they care about you.
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
> Women do more than just give birth.
> They bring joy and hope.
> They give compassion and ideals.
> They give moral support to their family and friends.
> Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
>
> This has been sent to you from someone who
> respects you as a woman
> Pass it along to your woman friends to
> remind them how amazing
> they are............
>
> IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH!
>
> IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN.
>
> We got off the Titanic first.
>
> We can scare male bosses with mysterious
> gynecological disorder excuses.
>
> Taxis stop for us.
>
> We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
>
> No fashion faux pas we make could ever
> rival The Speedo.
>
> We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
>
> If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
>
> We can congratulate our teammate without
> ever touching her rear.
>
> We never have to reach down every so often
> to make sure our privates are still there.
>
> We have the ability to dress ourselves.
>
> We can talk to people of the opposite sex
> without having to picture them naked.
>
> If we marry someone 20 years younger,
> we're aware that we look like an idiot.
>
> There are times when chocolate really can
> solve all your problems.
>
> We'll never regret piercing our ears.
>
> We can fully assess a person just by
> looking at their shoes.
>
> We can make comments about how silly men
> are in their presence, because they aren't listening
> anyway.
>
> SEND THIS TO FIVE BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY !!!
>
>
>
>
>
>
> _____
>
>

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