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Date Posted: 06:33:34 10/20/01 Sat
Author: Jade
Subject: twisted joke pack

How do you make a woman scream twice?
Fuck her in the ass,
then wipe your dick on the drapes.

* * *

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?"

The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm..... they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother, "What are they are doing?" and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, eh?"

Shocked, the Mother says, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

* * *

Two old friends met at a bar and one announced that he was getting married. His friend congratulated him and asked who the bride was.

"JoAnne, the lil' blonde cashier down at the Giant grocery store," the groom-to-be replied.

"You old fool," his friend countered, "She's what, 20 some, and you're in your 70's."

"What's wrong with that?" the first man asked. "She's the same age my first wife was when I married her."

* * *

Three buddies were talking about death and dying. When you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man."

The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy says, "I would like to hear them say... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!"

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