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Date Posted: 18:35:25 10/27/01 Sat
Author: Jade
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During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness.
After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices.
"But you're balder than I am," protested the customer.
"True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!"

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup. "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?"
"Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much you lose when you have your period?" the doctor inquired.
After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess."

A really, really fat man got out of the shower at the health club. A second man said, "Gee, you're fat!" The fat man said, "Yeah." The second man asked, "How long's it been since you've seen your dick?" The fat man answered, "Long time." The second man asked, "Why don't you diet?" The fat man asks, "Why? What color is it now?"

What is the difference between a beginner, a professional, and a show-off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling!

Suzie went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.
Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you're having sex?"
"Well, yes, I did once."
"Well, how did he look?"
"Very angry."
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said,
"Well suzie, that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time?"
"He was looking through the window at us."

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