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Date Posted: 19:37:12 01/30/00 Sun
Author: IcE MAN
Subject: I ACCEPT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In reply to: Jake Blade 's message, "Jake Blade speaks! (IcE, Road Dogg READ!)" on 14:29:40 01/30/00 Sun


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> color="silver">[The scene opens in a Chicago radio
> station. A camera is waiting in a seat next to two
> empty seats. The radio guy, Guy Monsoon, is waiting
> for his cue to go onto the radio station. Soon a guy
> comes out and says "Your on!". The camera guy flicks
> the camera on and Guy Monsoon starts to hype up his
> next guest.]
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:We're back on
> Yak Live! Chicago. I'm Guy Monsoon with your daily
> dose of celeb chat! Today we've discussed Whiteny
> Houston's drug problem and if the Tabloids are correct
> and she was framed. But that's old news, my next
> guest is going straight to the top in the wrestling
> business! He made his HWF debut a couple of days ago,
> and is now joining us to take your calls! Of course,
> the man I'm talking about is Jake Blade!
>
> [Three people in the
> back that are payed to do dumb things start to clap
> and whistle. Guy continues to talk.]
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:But enough
> talk about him, let's meet him!!!
>
> [The guys in the back
> start to clap and whistle as Jake Blade and Tanya
> Moore make their way to the empty chairs. Guy starts
> to play a faint "Earache my Eye" as they enter. Jake
> and Tanya sit down and put on some headphones.]
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Welcome, did
> you like our music selection?
>
> Jake
> Blade:Yeah, I wish I
> knew who that was. *rolls eyes*
>
> [The guys in the back
> start to laugh.]
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Haha. But in
> all seriousness, thanks for coming to the show.
>
> Jake
> Blade:Yeah, thanks for
> having me. I'm a huge fan of it... except for those
> guys. *points the guys in the back*
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Yeah, not a
> lot of people like them. But, down to business. I'm
> a big fan of wrestling and I just wanna say that I was
> extremely excited when I heard you were ditching an
> old, crappy federation and skipping to the
> chock-full-of-talent HWF. What made you skip?
>
> Jake
> Blade:Well, I'll tell
> ya. I didn't like the last federation I was in at
> all. Little competition. People didn't know how to
> cut promos, or wrestle for that matter. And they
> treated me like crap. They didn't give me the respect
> I deserve and I took that personally. And then I met
> Corey Reznor. We quickly formed a great friendship
> and he convinced me, if I can call it that I really
> wanted out, to leave for the HWF. And I'm really
> happy I did. This fed has all I've ever wanted. Huge
> ratings, great wrestlers, GREAT mic workers, and a
> dedicated staff. And I'm just really glad to finally
> be here and be able to take the HWF clear into the
> next millennium.
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Hence your
> nickname, the Millennium Man.
>
> Jake
> Blade:Exactly.
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Now, upon your
> enterance you decided to get involved in the NWD, the
> New World DisOrder. What prompted you to do that?
>
> Jake
> Blade:They had most of
> the talent. They were a couple of great guys who
> decided to take me into their little stable. I think
> it will all be worthwhile. People may not like the
> NWD now, but they will learn to when Jake Blade gets
> on the mic more.
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Well, I don't
> know if I can speak for the rest of the world out
> there, but I enjoy the NWD's skits. They are really
> talented. Next question. What was going through your
> mind when you challenged IcE to a match?
>
> Jake
> Blade:Well, I had been
> a fan of the HWF all my life and when I saw that IcE
> had made his return, I got mad. He considers himself
> a legend. When really, he hasn't done anything. He
> only won a Euro belt and half of the tag belts (I
> think), and he hasn't beat a REAL man, like me. He
> has no gimmick, he comes down and talks for about
> thirty seconds and leaves and I basically just got
> sick of all the attention being thrown his way. When
> I come into a federation, I expect a little bit of the
> spotlight. But when I got in, I saw that IcE had
> unrightfully taken more than half of mine away with
> his so-called "big return". It' MY TIME! It
> shouldn't be an old man's time. I don't think the
> fans want to see an old "legend" in the ring to
> wrestle when they can see all of this new talent that
> has made it's way to the HWF! Like me. I may be
> getting cocky, being a rookie in this fed, but I know
> for a fact that I can back it up! IcE has got a
> pretty big mouth for how small and weak he is. He
> hasn't got a thing going for him! I've got the fans,
> the fame, and the new-found fortune! When all he's
> got is his dentures and backscratcher. I don't
> consider that a very successful man. I consider that
> an old, washed up punk!
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Whoa, some
> pretty strong words there for a "rookie". But, it
> looks like we have a caller!
>
> Caller
> #1:How can you say
> that stuff about IcE?? He's been a dedicated wrestler
> from a very pivotal time in the HWF and all you can do
> is find something wrong with him! Do you have any
> idea of what kind of guy IcE is???
>
> Jake
> Blade:Actually, no. I
> don't have any idea of what kind of guy IcE is. I'm
> sure he's alright. But I don't care what kind of guy
> he is. What I care about is what he does inside the
> ring. He comes, does a promo, and wrestles a poor
> match. The crowd doesn't get into it at all, and IcE
> somehow finds a way to come out on top! I admire
> that, how he somehow finds a way out on top. He kind
> of reminds me of my grandpa... But, enough memories.
> I want to talk about IcE for just a little while
> longer. IcE, your old and washed up. You should just
> give all of this wrestling stuff up and take a job at
> a McDonald's somewhere. You can't beat a young, buff
> guy like me. So don't even try! Even though it looks
> like you aren't right now. You haven't even talked a
> short little bit about accepting my challenge! If you
> don't want to fight, hang up your boots!!!! Take
> whatever pride you have left in that rotting body of
> yours and take it back to your condo in Florida before
> I have to pound it out of you in the ring!
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Thank you,
> caller. I'd just like to remind everyone out there
> that this radio program is not responsible for
> anything Jake Blade says or does to any of the
> callers. Just remember that before you call. YOu
> seem to like to just tear people apart! Why?
>
> Jake
> Blade:Because I know
> that they're not as good as me. Why else?
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Well, your
> just so mean to people. It's a wonder that people
> like you at all-
>
> [Guy cuts himself off,
> because he doesn't want to get on Jake's bad side. He
> continues asking questions.]
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Anyway, I have
> seen that IcE has made no retort to your threat. What
> are you going to do if he doesn't reply?
>
> Jake
> Blade:Hmm, I didn't
> really think about that one. Lemme see. What would I
> do?... *strokes the bottom of his chin as he thinks*
> Well, I'd probably just challenge someone else. Don't
> even ask who because he just came to me! I would
> challenge Road Dogg Jesse James! Why you ask?
> Because he has no talent. He should run away with his
> tail between his legs back to his "Dogg House" before
> Jake Blade decides to neuter him! He comes down to
> the ring night in night out, with the saaame routine.
> People get bored of that stuff. You have to be pretty
> flashy to succeed in this business and all Road Dogg
> does is come in and say the "Ladies and Gentlemen.."
> routine and the crowd kind of yawns and talks along
> with it just for a change in mood. But I know how the
> people feel, and I know that they get bored with the
> same old schtick. And don't even get me STARTED on
> his in ring skills. He does that little shake-punch
> deal and then gives his opponent a hard right hand,
> knocking him down. Well, if he faced anyone with a
> little bit of TALENT they would move out of the way
> and execute a high power move on him. And then
> preceed to kick him while he's down. That's what
> I'D do. But all of the jobber's he faces don't
> have half the brain I do, and just let themselves get
> hit! And then he dances before he does a legdrop.
> WHOOOOAAA NELLIE! What a move! He dances and drops
> the leg. Is that supposed to add some kind of power
> behind it? Well if it is, it doesn't work! Then
> before the match he says he likes to do it "Doggy
> Style". Doggy Style with what? But I'm not going to
> go deeper into it or I'll sound like an amateur by
> making fun of a person's sexual orientation. And I'm
> just not going to do that!!!!
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Hey look! We
> have another caller!
>
> [Guy flicks on a phone
> line and a deep voice starts to speak.]
>
> Caller
> #2:JAKE BLADE! You
> are my hero! I watched you every Friday in the last
> crappy fed you were in and loved every minute of your
> interviews and matches. Especially the Hell in a Cell
> matches!
>
> Jake
> Blade:Well, thank you.
> Now what's your question?
>
> Caller
> #2:Well, I was
> wondering if you had any respect for anyone. Are you
> like a rebel or something that hates everyone or are
> you the kind of person who gives credit where credit
> is due?
>
> Jake
> Blade:Well, I'd like to
> say that I'm a hard-ass and all that jazz, but I just
> can't. I have to give credit where credit is due.
> Every champ in this federation is worth props from
> every damn wrestler here. And that's my goal. I want
> to be a champ and get that respect from all of the
> wrestlers here. If I don't already for being so good
> in such early stages of my HWF career. Thanks for the
> question though caller.
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Yes, thank you
> caller! That was a very good question, and a pretty
> deep answer. But I have another question. Where did
> you meet your beautiful valet, Tanya Moore?
>
> Jake
> Blade:Listen up and
> listen good. I don't like it when people make
> references to Tanya like that. People hit on her all
> the time, and now that I'm famous, I don't need people
> hittin' on my girl. If you say that she's beautiful
> again I'll reach over this desk and smack you upside
> that head of yours! *Tanya smiles* Now that we're
> both on the same page about all this I'll answer your
> question. I met her after a show in Chicago. Tons of
> people showed up for my match and when I won it, the
> place erupted. The guard rails fell down and the fans
> in the stands charged the ring. Tanya was the first
> on that approached, well ran up, to me. We fell in
> love at first sight.
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:I think I'll
> just ask another question before it gets to mushy in
> here. We have an image to uphold you know! *laughs*
> Jake, what belt are you going for in the HWF? The
> World?
>
> Jake
> Blade:Well, I'm not
> sure yet. I don't like to make my dreams too high.
> Unlike most jobbers who come into feds, who like to go
> straight for the World Title and then are shot right
> down. I'm just gonna go along with things and see how
> they go. Just go with the flow. If anyone is willing
> to give me a shot, I'll take it.
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:What if no one
> issues a challenge?
>
> Jake
> Blade:I bet someone
> will, I always manage to piss someone off. I just
> haven't had the opportunity to piss anyone off that
> much yet. Haha.
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Haha. Well
> Jake, our time has come to an end. Thank you again
> for coming.
>
> Jake
> Blade:Thanks for having
> me! We must do this again sometime.
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:Yes we should.
> And if your sick of just listening to Jake Blade talk
> and want to see him, just turn on your TV on Thursday
> or Monday night and you will see the man in action!
> He hasn't had his debut match, but I'm sure it will be
> soon! This is Guy Monsoon, signing off!
>
> [Some cheap music
> plays as Jake and Tanya take off their headphones.
> Guy takes his off and stand up. He shakes Jake and
> Tanya's hands and takes them down the hall. He makes
> a little small talk with them.]
>
> Guy
> Monsoon:So, can I have
> a couple free tickets to one of HWF's shows?
>
> Jake
> Blade:No. We have lots
> of places to go today so leave us alone.
>
> [Guy does a really
> cheap-sounding laugh and stops walking. Jake and
> Tanya walk on. The camera man follows them all the
> way out to their car. Jake and Tanya climb into a
> silver sports car and peel off. The scene fades to
> black...]
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