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Date Posted: 02:16:53 11/15/02 Fri
Author: Tarnish
Subject: Bloody savages ...

Well, I said I was gonna do it and I damned well did.

The bastard who lives in unit 42, whose cable bill was unpaid and they knocked on *my* door to collect (by accident, but on two separate occasions) and who thought that the concept behind raking leaves was to make them someone else's problem, has officially been taught a lesson.

They chose to rake the leaves off their lawn and into a pile that covered the sidewalk between my apartment and the driveway/car. I took it upon myself to correct that effrontery and replace said leaves, still in a pile, upon their lawn from which they'd originated. I refuse to break an ankle, nor have my mother break an ankle due to the shortsighted stupidity of someone else. Fuck them and their pile of leaves.

If he does it again, rakes the leaves off their lawn and onto the sidewalk again, I'll knock on his door and fucking choke him with them. Certain things, to me, are offensive and the concept that I should be put out for some heathen is appalling.

Certain improprieties will NOT be tolerated.

Pardon my fustian.

T.

P.S. This will likely be summoned as an exhibit at my court proceedings as an example of the level of my frustration and will illustrate the extenuating circumstances by which I commit murder in an inebriated condition. 'Sides, if I'm drunk when I kill the bastard, then I have that much more excuse.

P.P.S. Also of note will be my high degree of "spell-checkism" as it is an autonomic reaction rather than a voluntary function.

P.P.P.S. I'm still pissed and feel I need to shoot some Nazis in the face. Those that know me well will understand this.

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