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Date Posted: 12:45:57 06/20/02 Thu
Author: TechnoAtheist
Subject: Re: SO FRICKING WHAT?!?!
In reply to: ~Steve-o 's message, "SO FRICKING WHAT?!?!" on 10:50:12 06/20/02 Thu

>WARNING: Ranty. Contains naughty words
>
>What's really sad is that these people are mocking us
>for not enjoying the sport without realizing that
>doing so is basing their national pride on the fact
>that they have eleven guys who can kick a ball around.
>Sorry, we got other things to be proud of. Like
>Hooters.

HEY! Now look, just because the rest of the world thinks that having a bunch of sweaty guys with 80's haircuts running around for 90 plus minutes in unbearable heat on a field that is roughly the same size as Connecticut and making maybe two or three actual attempts at a goal because the rest of the time they're kicking the ball out of bounds or catching the ball in the face because they weren't looking the right way or maybe even standing shoulder to shoulder with their hands placed around the one bit of them that they REALLY don't want to have a 90 kph ball whap up against all the while listening to the constant mind-numbing drone of the drunken fans who say things like "Well, the center is certainly a big improvement this year now that he's no longer dead" or more often, "Excuse me, but I believe you're incorrect in regards to your assertion that -- DEAR GOD YOU'VE GOUGED OUT MY EYE!!!"

No, We Ahmurikans lahk good Ahmurikan sports like Ahmurikan football that consists of big Ahmurikans in tight pants and body armor hunkered down while another proud Ahmurikan reaches between some guys legs and feels for the ball. That's what Ahmurika is all about.

Well, that and professional wresting, which is like football, except there's no ball.

Oh, and indoor monster truck rallies.

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