Grrrr..... -- Oddfellow's FFVII & Z-Files Discussion Board

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, [4], 5, 6 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 09:29:59 09/15/01 Sat
Author: Dr. Bob Arnot
Author Host/IP: alb-66-66-212-226.nycap.rr.com / 66.66.212.226
Subject: Grrrr.....
In reply to: Saint Faucet 's message, ""Look! Video games are still evil!"" on 09:47:33 09/14/01 Fri

How dare you! I am a world-renowned scientician, and I will not stand for such disrespect! I will have you know that I have not one but TWO degrees, both doctorates! (Which is a lot more than you can say for yourself, you little snot!) One is in Airplaneology from Dr. Ed's Medical College in Mexico (conveniently located in the basement of the El Loco Bar and Grill --- home of the words greatest fahitas and low, low prices!). The other is in ancient Carribean Islands Folklore and Mythology from Westlake Community College in Flyspeck, Ohio. I will also have you know that I am head of the Airplaneology departmentment at the Community College of Tampa, lest there still be any doubts as to my credibility!

I am an expert in this field, and my statements should be taken without any question whatsoever. Never mind that I have never actually seen a flight simulator or been to any such facility, or even talked to anyone in that business --- I have done years of painstaking and thorough research here at the college, which is really a remarkable feat since our library has only 5 books (the other 4 being "How to be a Millionaire in Less than a Year", a copy of William Shatner's "Tekwar", a Pok�mon coloring book, and an old issue of Mad Magazine).

Just listen to what people have to say about my vast expertise in the field!

##################

Community College of Tampa Faculty (all 4 of them): We fully agree with and support the statements or our esteemed colleage, Dr. Arnot, world reknowmned Airplaneologist.

President George W. Bush: Huh? Oh .... yes, we of the United State government respect and value his opinion, and are taking it into consideration. (whispers to an aide) Who is that guy again?

Presidential Aide: I have no idea, but he LOOKS like some kind of professor. Just keep smiling and wave at the camera.

Bob Arnot's Mother: Bob used to build the most beautiful model airplanes when he was a boy. I always knew he would go on to great things things. I'm so proud of him!

Jos�, manager of El Loco Bar and Grill: Senior Arnot is one of our best costumers! We love him! No one can but away the tequila like he can!

Stephen Hawking: This man is not a scientist. He doesn't even hold an legitimate degree. To call him an expert in anything would be laughable.

###################

On second thought, disregard that last one.

Anyway, I am glad that I had a chance to set the record straight. Now if you excuse me, I'm late for an appointment with my physchitrist.

Dr. Bob Arnot
Proffesor of Airplaneology

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Well, I hope my bumbling attempt at comic relief was found by anyone to be in poor taste for the time and circumstances. I apologize if it was. I just thought we could use a laugh right now. God knows I could.

Madcat

"Allah loves the ink of the scholars more than the blood of the martyrs.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]