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Date Posted: 00:09:57 10/29/01 Mon
Author: Robb
Subject: Re: Loaves and fishes.
In reply to: Ben 's message, "Loaves and fishes." on 11:07:21 10/26/01 Fri

Goddamn, man.

I come off as a Big Homo in the Fort, because most of the time when I am out in public having dinner, it's with my brother. Who, depending on the eyewitness, either looks nothing like me (so, like, it's my date -- get it? Hahah, you caughts da gay, Sherwin!) or exactly like me (where it's not gay, but incestuous). And sure enough, when headed to some place like "Johnny Carino's," they dump loaves of bread upon you like they are playing some version of the Atari 2600 game "Kaboom!" in their kitchen where instead of having to douse bombs with buckets of water, they are trying to douse loaves of bread with buckets of my gastro-intestinal fluid.*

I don't have a solution, or anything -- we just eat the bread like good like soldiers. But there is no topic... no form of CONTENT on this board that won't cause me to pipe up with my own worthless opinion.

What happened to all the people that used to post on the old board that you knew in real life, or your online life? Was Naked Cindy a real person? Come on, fess up if you're out there -- I came correct with the hoary host of fake, obsenity-ladeling cherubs *I* invented.


*The video game references left out of the last game will eventually get out and into the public domain, but everyone will understand just why they were second-string metaphors. Natch.

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