VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Login ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 123[4] ]


[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 06:46:04 11/19/01 Mon
Author: Frances
Subject: "Dog Missing" Grieving owner interviewed....(A Round Robin Started by Michy-missing her pooch!)

It was a dark and starry night. Jonathan Archer noticed right away that something was amiss. No welcoming ball of fur to greet him, no doggie puddles adorning his cabin, no lovepup "offerings" to clean up. He worriedly looked around
and then called T'Pol. "Who has Porthos??" he queried her.
"Captain, all crewmembers have had all their shots for that." Dr. Flox chimed in.
No claimed to know anything, and Archer was beginng to fret-Thanksgiving was nigh & the crew hadn't had real food in a long, long time.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]


Replies:

[> LOLOL! Oh MY! Poor Porthos! LOL! O.K. Let's see what I can come up w/ here... -- Lost and Spacie..., 08:10:04 11/20/01 Tue

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]


[> Meanwhile.... we see the fleeting white tip of a tail turn into the the communication officers quarters (WHAT IS HER NAME???). Ever so quietly, Porthos searched for the "translator" and made off w/ it down the hallway. He quickly made his way to his secret hiding place, and settled in for what he was anticipating to be a long night. In front of him lay dozens of papers containing what appeared to be notes. Doggie notes. He had been taking them for some time and now he was ready. READY to....... -- Luoodles, 08:14:28 11/20/01 Tue

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]

[> [> Whoooops! NOT Luoodles! -- Lost and Spacie (having identity crisis!), 08:16:03 11/20/01 Tue

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]


[> Porthos felt the "urge", but fought it. This papers were just too important. He panted as he worked. "Where is the blasted key"? he wondered. Archer would help him, but he was offship. He didn't know who to turn to....T'pol, no, not right for this. Maybe Trip or that English guy, whose name elludes me, could be -no, not them. They wouldn't understand. He racked his small, doggie brain trying to think what to do..."What to do? he thought. Then brilliant idea popped into his head! Whoops, that was not approriate for a PG-ish doggie brain....back to the drawing board!!!! -- Frances aka Jackie Collins, 09:29:33 11/20/01 Tue

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]

[> [> Oh good! A new "low" for fanfic --- NC-17 DOGGIE fanfic! Ack! -- MichelleB, 19:29:48 11/20/01 Tue

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]


[> T'pol sensed something....The hairs on the back of her neck were tingling. All of a sudden, she felt.. -- Frances, 05:54:23 11/21/01 Wed

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]


[> Beagle eyes upon her! It was that mut of the Captains. What was he doing in her quarters she wondered when suddently Porthos held the translater to his doggie lips and began to SPEAK! "O.K., here's the deal, Smiley. You humanoids were our pets back on Plant Beagledogula. I'm here to take over the ship!" -- Luoodles take it away Frances er.. Jackie! lol! Someone needs to take this a way, THAT's for sure!, 11:13:34 11/21/01 Wed

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]

[> [> Oh CRUD! Lost and Spacie! Lost and Spacie! NOT Luoodles... SIgh... -- LOST AND SPACIE!!!!, 11:17:11 11/21/01 Wed

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]


[> T'Pol smiled .... a warm and welcoming smile! Porthos was in love! "I wondered when you would make your move.... The pro- Beagledogula faction on Vulcan have been planning to help you reestablish your dominance over the Earthlings! What is your plan?" Porthos was thrilled that his people had the support from the doggie set on Vulcan! There was no bone to big for them to tackle, now! Beagledogualians could reclaim all their lost worlds, reclaim thier lost place in the universe, and all their lost warm spots on couches! Just as he was going to explain the grand plan, into the room, burst Trip. " What is going on here?" -- Frances, 11:30:54 11/22/01 Thu

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]

[> [> O.K. Wait, wait, wait.... Are you saying that the Vulcan woman and the beagle have a "thing" for each other???? No no no no no.......Let's not go there.... LOLOL! Oh MY! -- Lost and Spacie getting a bit WORRIED about Frances! LOLOLL!!!, 23:01:58 11/24/01 Sat

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]


[> Trip was sure glad he wasn't neekid,(as some suggested he was) as he burst into the room! He did have on a short, aqua towelly-thingy drape acrossed his neither reagions, but this was his room, dammit! Porthos & T'Pol looked guiltly around, and Porthos barked at him. T'Pol , with great presence of mind, said"Bedcheck! Lights out at 22:00Hrs-due to new rationing!" Trip shook his wet head,mumbled"I'm always the last to hear". She grabbed Porthos up & dashed out and down the hall to her stateroom."Whoo, that was close." panted Porthos. "I was expecting him to want to be cut in & given an continent for his own!" -- Frances-Somebody else jump in, or put this puppy to bed!, 13:31:59 11/24/01 Sat

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]

[> [> Porthos and TPol raced down the hallway. They turned a corner and came face to face with..... the end of the hallway. "I TOLD you to stop and ask directions!" hissed Tpol. Porthos sheepishly pulled out his map and began studying it. TPol snatched it away, turning it 90 degrees and giving him a black look, she handed it back to him. -- Lost and Spacie truly lost on this one. Night all. GACKKK!!! SPPPIIDER!!! SPIDER ON THE WLLL bessiide me!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!, 23:07:42 11/24/01 Sat

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]

[> [> [> Ummm... you'll be happy to know the spider on the wall beside me is now a "good" spider. (good spider = dead spider) -- Little Miss Muffet Spacie, 23:09:58 11/24/01 Sat

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]


[> Finally he sighed and handed the map back. "This map leads nowhere. I'm tired. If I go back right now, I can con John boy out of another piece of cheese! See ya!" and with that, Porthos of the Planet Beagledogula trotted off. T'Pol was left in the hallway, holding the map. Absently she looked at it more closely, then w/ a huff threw it to the floor and stode off. The "map" fell to the floor. Across the top were the words, Blue's Clue's Treasure Map. It was that Luoodle woman's children! Loose on the ship again!!!! Would the EVER learn to put away their toys! THE END! -- Luoodles putting this puppy out of it's misery. Say thank you, Michy! LOL! Frances, we'll try again later. Tuoodles!, 15:02:17 11/25/01 Sun

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]

[> [> Thank you! LOL! I am ROTFLOL over the planet "beagledougula"!!!!! -- MichelleB, 17:47:48 12/02/01 Sun

[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
[ Edit | View ]




Post a message:
This forum requires an account to post.
[ Create Account ]
[ Login ]

Forum timezone: GMT-5
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.