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Date Posted: 13/12/06 7:00pm
Author: Bernard Lowenstein
Subject: Re: Free Horse Racing System
In reply to:
Jason Reynolds
's message,
"Re: Free Horse Racing System" on
13/12/06 1:25pm
Jason,
Thank you for elaborating on the "system" I can see now what a fool I was to try and make a fortune in just one afternoon at the track. Seems the wife convinced the bookie I was dead, when I did slink home she was waiting with a cast iron pot. The resulting blood spatter and several teeth imbedded in the door frame were enough for him. I still can’t go home as she is still furious at the prospect of being homeless. So for now I have learned my lesson, I’ll just keep eating cold burnt bangers out of the skip and sleeping in a damp tunnel in the underground.
The one good thing coming from this however is I have discovered I have quite a knack for training rats, might be able to make a few bob putting on shows here on the platform.
Bernard Lowenstein
Former bettor , aspiring rat trainer
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Re: Free Horse Racing System --
Grochowski,
12/07/07 10:11am
>Dear Bernard
>Thank you for your heartfelt message.
>
>Had you not been so impatient you would have read the
>"addendum" to my message regarding my "system" and
>would have saved yourself a house, a marriage, 4
>orphaned children and a few stray unwanted pets but
>lets just let bygones be bygones and say we have both
>been taught a harsh lesson by this sequence of events
>- and shall we agree: your hastiness to acquire wealth
>on the cheap.
>
>Please see the addendum below which I was going to
>place today.
>
>Addendum to "My System"
>*******************************************************
>******
>... Because if you bet more than you can afford to
>lose the chances are you will lose your house, your
>wife, your children (not to mention your poor pets) so
>take my advice, don`t be a dimwit and never, EVER,
>gamble unless you are single and without any ties.
>Then and only then does the "anything goes" rule
>apply!
>*******************************************************
>******
>
>NB: Any losses incurred as a result of using my system
>formerly known as "My System" and latterly as "The
>System"
>are the responsibity of the individual(s) themselves
>and cannot be construde as evidence in a court of law
>against the systems inventor. Added to which, gambling
>is a mugs game, we all know it is, after all when was
>the last time you saw a destitute bookie?.. I rest my
>case..
>
>Sincrerely and Withouht Prejudiced Regards
>
>Jason Reynolds
>Small business advisor and former racing systems
>devisor now retired.
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