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Date Posted: 18/06/07 10:58am
Author: Mr. Mathew Schneider
Subject: Re: Much Money In Hong Kong
In reply to: Mr. Hon-Hing Wong 's message, "Much Money In Hong Kong" on 18/06/07 10:56am

My good sir, Mr. Hon-Hing Wong,

I would like to inform you I am not deceased, decaying or otherwise incapacitated. I do recall with clarity when I was last in Hong Kong I did visit your modest office at 108 GLOUCESTER ROAD,however it must be no more than two stories high as I recall walking up to your rooftop office (which I thought strange at the time)since we had to meet in the alley and dart up the stair between guard changes. As to the amount deposited I am amazed, I thought I loaned you 36 Quid to get your mothers teeth out of the pawnbrokers.

But let’s let bygones be bygones, if indeed I did deposit $12,000,000 USD (Twelve Million United States Dollars)I am more than happy to share the profit of The sum of $35,520,000 USD (Thirty Five Million, Five
Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollars) with you as long as we can avoid the VAT. It’s not that I am not loyal to the crown but taxes are taxes and should be avoided like the plague.

Just for information, I am not adopted but for this purpose I can say I was. Do you have a suggestion as to the orphanage I might be from? “The ratio of 60% for you and 35% for me and the balance of 5% will be responsible for the major/trivial expenses incurred in the course of the transaction.” Sounds a little one sided but as long as you are discreet and do not let my children Gloria, Ronald and Malcolm hear about it I would be willing to go 50/50 with you absorbing the odd 5%.

So if you would like to continue this charade I will be in Hong Kong on the thirtieth this month and we can commence the deal.


Mr. Mathew Schneider

PS- Don’t tell the wife, I am planning on “surprising” her from Tahiti.

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