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Date Posted: 19/06/07 9:00pm
Author: Edmond Leachman
Subject: Re: Haddock
In reply to: Brinton Cricklestump 's message, "Re: Haddock" on 19/06/07 7:25pm

…oddly out of place Chinese take-away shop which seemed to also just be floating about. As I reached the window to place my order, I was just as suddenly sucked up what seemed like a ventilation shaft. Cursing having disposed of my trusty hammer I clawed at the walls of the shaft with my free hand trying to slow my accent…

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Haddock -- Brinton Cricklestump, 21/06/07 8:57pm

... I hit the ground with a thump and lay their semi-conscious. Instinctively I tried to move my toes to check that I had`nt done any serious damage to myself and laughed out load when my toes moved in unison as requested. In the darkness I heard a grunting noise "Who`s there?" I shouted, nervously. An odd sounding voice came back "It`s me Cricklestump.. we`ve been waiting for you for a very long time.. you know where you are don`t you?"
"Well it certainly seems rather hot down here" I repled "Could it be...


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Haddock -- Edmond Leachman, 21/06/07 9:12pm

…Freedmans Bakery (home of some of the best muffins known to mankind)? The voice replied nooooo, guess again but I am warning you that you have only two guesses left. Images raced through my mind, I started to sweat profusely either from the knowledge that I only had two more guesses left or the intense heat. May I have a glass of water I asked, trying to buy some more time…


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Haddock -- Brinton Cricklestump, 22/06/07 9:08pm

... WATER!!! he bellowed nooooo, but i`ll give you a clue (this won`t go towards your two guesses by the way) he sniggered. The clue is, and i`m sorry if it`s a bit vague, the clue is, It`s a place where people are sent when they have committed nasty deeds on earth and it`s run by a red chap with a funny tail and two little horns stuck on top of his head. Hm.. I mumbled.. it`s a difficult one.. but will you tell me when i`m getting hot...


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Haddock -- Edmond Leachman, 23/06/07 4:51pm

…as my voice trailed off thoughts again raced through my mind, why had I tossed away my hammer in the tunnel, I missed my moles and what the hell were 46 pygmy goats doing down a mine shaft? It was then it struck me, I hadn’t noticed it before but it seems the strange glittering rock had be hovering somewhere behind me. Wiping the blood that was running down my face with my handkerchief, I snatched the glittering rock with my free hand. Just as suddenly as before I was whisked upward, again I saw an ever growing speck of light. With an almost imperceptible whoosh I was once again standing in the meadow with the confused looking sheep and oddly the Gideon`s Dairy milkfloat resting on it’s roof, with the wheels slowly spinning…


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