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Date Posted: 25/07/07 7:09pm
Author: Cedric Heinkleman
Subject: Help with packed flat furniture

Hello

I purchased a packed flat wardrobe from a packed flat salesman at a packed flat shop called MFI yesterday but I seem to be having problems erecting it. I have tried following the packed flat instructions but the bit where it says "Lay section D on a packed flat surface" does`nt seem correct. Are there any packed flat people out there who`ve had experience with this sort of thing? I`m willing to pay someone 25 of my hard earned packed flat pounds to come and assemble it. Alternatively perhaps somebody would like to exchange someting for my packed flat wardrobe? I`m open minded as to WHY so long as it`s not that packed flat crap! Can`t stand the stuff!!!

Yours brimmingly; without portfolio..

Cedric Heinkleman

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[> Re: Help with packed flat furniture -- Bruce, 26/07/07 6:04pm

Cedric,

I am planning on going on holiday next month and I was thinking since all my clothes will be packed flat I could just as well put them in your wardrobe and not need to bring any luggage. I have an inflatable arm chair I would trade straight up for your packed flat wardrobe. I must warn you however the inflator needle is missing and finding a triangular 3mm Tibetan inflator needle is difficult at best.

Bruce


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[> [> Re: Help with packed flat furniture -- Cedric Heinkleman, 26/07/07 7:04pm

Bruce

My packed flat wardrobe will be ideal for your packed flat clothes and yes I am willing to exchange my wardrobe of the packed flat variety for your inflatable armchair (will it be packed flat)? Luckily I have a flat packed contact in Tibet who will no doubt be able to get his packed flat hands on the inflator needle. Please specify whether the inflator needle is the extended brass necked one or is it just the standard packed flat one made of tungsten packed flat steel?

Cedric PF Heinkleman


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[> [> [> Re: Help with packed flat furniture -- Bruce, 26/07/07 7:40pm

Cedric,

That is indeed good news, I was just telling the wife about the possibility of going on holiday without the luggage and she was delighted at the prospect.

The inflator needle as I said is a 3mm triangular, however it is neither the extended brass necked or tungsten but was a composite graphite uranium with annular groves which is why they are so hard to find. I do seem to recall that the merchant you mentioned MFI used to sell the adaptor for either the tungsten or brass necked inflator needle to the composite graphite uranium with annular groves variety.

Looking forward to our exchange.

Bruce


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[> [> [> Re: Help with packed flat furniture -- Bruce, 30/07/07 1:51am

Cedric,

Good news I just was moving around my packed flat hydro-powered microwave oven and found the inflator needle behind it, the composite graphite uranium one with annular grooves. So I was wondering when we are going to make the exchange, it's not me mind you, but my Zelda she gets antsy if she's not packed for a trip a fortnight ahead.

You wouldn’t know anything about packed flat hydro-powered microwave oven's as mine never seems to heat anything and the fitting where it hooks to the sink faucet seems to always leak and spray all over the gas cooker. Zelda insisted we buy the hydro model because she thought it would be more ecologically sound rather than the coal burning one but I have never been happy with it.

Bruce


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[> [> [> [> Re: Help with packed flat furniture -- Cedric Heinkleman, 31/07/07 8:35pm

Bruce

I`m delighted to hear that you found the inflator needle.
The composite graphite uranium ones with annular grooves can be notoriously difficult to clean I think you`ll agree.

You`ll need a packed flat Dyson Mk 3. The one with modular powerglide spring-suspension complete with overhead under-hang and bristle-mounted, ratchet-dividers.
It also has an outer silicon coated membrane encased in diotic globulatic slave-cylinders which double as miniture stand alone furnace oven capable of roasting a sheep or a Yak at the flick of a switch!

Anyway give my regard to Zelda, tell her to keep writing the poetry but to give up on the cooking, it never was her forte.

Regards
Cedric



It just goes to show how handy the packed flat version of the hydro-powered microwave oven is, as opposed to the non-hydro-powered microwave oven. My great aunt stole one some years ago and gave it tme for Christmas many moons ago.


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Help with packed flat furniture -- Bruce, 31/07/07 9:37pm

Cedric,

Yes I have to admit I hardly ever clean mine, the last time I just brought it to the university and had one of the undergraduates have a go at it. The results were less than stellar and I used some dried up dentifrice and my old brush on it as a temporary measure.

I had the Dyson Mk 3, the trouble with the under-hung bristle-mounted, ratchet-dividers is they kept catching in the carpet and sucking both the carpet and the cat into the silicone waste bin. I finally had to get rid of it when it went after Zelda. While her poetry will never win an award it is at times amusing as you have mentioned, and I must concur her culinary skills leave much to be desired. As a matter of fact I think that is precisely why the Dyson Mk 3 went after her since I had been vacuuming her dinners off my plate when se went to fetch the tea.

Bruce


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