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Date Posted: 25/01/08 12:33am
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: I`m new here
In reply to: Freddy Osbaldaston 's message, "I`m new here" on 24/01/08 1:20pm

Freddy,

Indeed a happy and healthy new year it is, you question regarding the location of the “john” seems a might bit inappropriate since you just got here. However still feeling hospitable form the recent holiday season I can tell you it’s the third door on the left, up the stair, down the hall and across from the one marked “ladies”. You will however need a token to open the door unless you have the pass key.

Sorry for any inconveniences this may cause, there is a public restroom about 3 miles south.


Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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[> [> Re: I`m new here -- Freddy Osbaldaston, 25/01/08 1:04pm

Roger

Thank you for your warm welcome.

Can you kindly let me know where I can get some tokens please? Do we have to pay for these and if so I am a pensioner so do I get it at a reduced rate please, if not are you open to offers? I can probably afford £10 per token is that too much?

Whilst on my travels to visit the john I passed what can only be described as a cell with some poor souls peering out pleedingly at me. Why are they in there and did they get a fair trial? Sorry for all the questions only I am as I think I mentioned an OAP and sometimes forgetful. Did I tell you I was absent minded too?

Looking forward to hearing from you again. I hope the decor in the john lives up to the rest of the place.. all the best.

Freddy...


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[> [> [> Re: I`m new here -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq., 25/01/08 8:56pm

Freddy,

Dreadfully sorry old chap, in the dim light of the dark room I couldn't see you were an OAP. £10 per token is a litle less than the usual rate but just this once I can make an exception. As for the cell like room you mentioned, it would be best for all involved not to mention it again. Now off with you and if you wouldn't mind when your done if you could climb out the window, up the downspout and remove whatever is obstructing the chimney. I would do it myself but I just poured a brandy and am expecting Shlockman to walk through the door any moment.

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law


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