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Date Posted: 8/03/08 11:28pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: Spam Wholesaler needs assistance
In reply to: Stefan Rodrigues 's message, "Re: Spam Wholesaler needs assistance" on 8/03/08 8:36pm

Stefan,

Only 50 cloned decoys, I would have thought at least a hundred which is why we planned for 300 just to be on the safe side. I think your mistaken on the Newtex 3000 Series’ aluminized Zetex® Fire suit as it is standard issue to date on North Sea Oil rigs, you must have it confused with the Newtex 300 Series’ aluminized Zetex® Fire suit which did certainly contain asbestos, mercury, cyanide, arsenic, hydrofluoric acid and radium in trace amounts as well as being treated with naphtha for some unknown reason.

I don’t know who this “Uncle Fester” is you speak of but by all means bring him along as he may be able to distract Stall during our meeting if you get my drift.

It’s unfortunate you have made an investment in a Fujyami Mk 9 Robotic Bomb Disposal Humanoid. You should know they are manufactured by the same corporation that made the Jimblejammer 3000 Mk 3 and the KZ-4X both highly unstable and falling far short of advertised claims. The “Furby” gargoyles that I have installed around the building should send it into a frenzy of uncoordinated activity by the time your 100 meters away. It seems the infrared Furby communications system is common to all these products although one is never sure if the given product will simply go off to sleep mode or self-destruct from frenzied over activity.

In any case it seems prudent to expect your arrival at any moment so I have instructed the staff and brigade of mercenaries I hired for the occasion to keep a sharp lookout and take no chances.


Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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