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Date Posted: 7/10/08 11:25am
Author: Harold Smyth (If I had a Goat...)
Subject: Re: Hadron Collidor issues
In reply to: Professor Malcolm Scheinblanks 's message, "Re: Hadron Collidor issues" on 4/10/08 1:04pm

My good professor Scheinblanks,

While your well meaning assistant Dilbert may have been trying to solve the problems of the Hadron Collidor, he was obviously oblivious of the difference between the “standard” fancy hamster and the superlative fancy hamsters that I can provide. My long haired 5th generation, genetically interbred, fancy hamsters are specifically breed to absorb any caffeine products either containing sugar or cream or any other additives either common or obscure. They have even been observed taking the full force of a pot of Earl Gray not seconds after infusion with hardly a scald!

As for the Irish lad’s fixing your woes I’m thinking your money is as good as gone. Might find them down the lane putting a thin coat of macadam down but I would not count on it! Now if your done fooling about and want some fancy hamsters I can supply all your needs at 20p Ea, and that is a cost savings of 20% over your last failed attempts.

Sincerely,

Harold Smyth

Bugger of Toadstools and some other organic matter, as well as Owls… when I get a chance!

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