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Date Posted: 29/10/09 6:45am
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq., (Goat shit everywhere)
Subject: Mevagissey running of the goats
Well the Running of the goats in Mevagissey went off splendidtly as usual only three "reported" fatalities, 5 less than last year.
My associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. provided security this year and altough they did not have the Zodiac boat or their Sikorsky helicoptor due to budget restraints they manageged to keep people in line with their Uzi submachine gun's.
The event raised over 2000 euros out of which at least 7 went to the Mevagissey council for their efforts at fundraising.
Not too shabby and a good goat roast afterwards, hope to see you all there next year with your wallets at the ready.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
PS- Kneebraker is still avalable for child's parties and he can just "influence" the birthday boy or girl for a price.
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