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Date Posted: 12/08/06 11:59pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Running of the Goats October 13 - 15th Mevagissey

Running of the Goats October 13 - 15th Mevagissey

My associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. have contracted with the City Council of Mevagissey to supply goats for the 137th annual Running of the Goats festival. As many of you know the residents of Mevagissey delight in pygmy robustus and are often seen carrying either a whole or half eaten one around their neck. In fact their fancy of these goats presents quite a problem for the Running of the Goats festival as by October there are few goats left to chase.

It is for this reason the City Council of Mevagissey has contracted my office to supply goats for the festival this year. We will pay top price for small or large herds of pygmy robustus or hybrids, double the price for pygmy robustus/ Myotonic goat hybrids and if they are myopic as well we will triple the offer.

Goat herders, breeders of hybrid goat and any others with goats please contact my office at the earliest. We need to have at least several hundred goats for this event.

This years event will start at Vicarage Hill & Church Lane and proceed south to Cliff Street and turn north on Cliff Road then turn west on School Hill. Once the chase returns to Church Lane the route continues north to Vicarage Hill, east on the Old Road and then turns onto Lavorrick Orchard where the feeding frenzy will be held. Tickets to this years events may either be purchased from the City Council of Mevagissey or my office (20% discount)

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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