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Date Posted: 5/08/06 11:59am
Author: Meat Free Chicken Casserole (Ambiguous Uncertainty)
Subject: Distributors sought : Panexa
This new drug is set to make millions of sales, and I have the sole distributorship agreement for this region. Get in on this opportunity fast. Distributor numbers are limited.
Panexa : "Ask your doctor for a reason to take it" - www.panexa.com
Existing patients taking Panexa feel free to post your testimonials here.
MFCC
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Re: Distributors sought : Panexa -- Bertha Mayweather (Panexa made sure I didn't get well too fast),
5/08/06 12:10pm
I went to see my doctor and I insisted that I take Panexa.
That afternoon I had the bottle in my hand and I read the following instructions - " Do not take more than once a day. Take as often as required. Take on a full stomach. Do not eat food with this drug. Ingest orally. Not for internal use."
After following the instructions I immediately felt better.
I used to have Phenylambiotrocloutus something awful, but now thanks to Panexa, I'm cured. It also changed the color of my urine to a bright orange color, which is a nice change from the blue.
Bertha
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Re: Distributors sought : Panexa -- Myrtle Braithwaite,
5/08/06 10:03pm
My late husband Ted used to swear by Panexa until that is I found him dead beside the fireplace clutching an empty bottle of the damn stuff. Ted use to suffer from severe depression and I naively recommended Panexa to him after reading about it`s "wonderful" mental and physical "healing qualities" in the Sun. The tiny advert read: Panexa! Recommended by witch doctors and quacks alike around the globe; Take-it; Love it;
but no comebacks pal..
Ted howled in agony as he past away that Christmas eve of
1996.
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Re: Distributors sought : Panexa -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. ("Better than an adjournment"),
5/08/06 10:45pm
MFCC,
I must commend you on your business acumen, this Panexa is indeed wonderful stuff. Why just yesterday I had a client who was being subpoenaed and with just five tablets taken before he entered the court and addressed the magistrate as Cap’n and told him how much like a Tootsie Roll he looked, it was less than five minutes before he was committed for observation. It surly has saved my plans for the weekend, all that contempt of court mumbo jumbo would have ruined my entire weekend.
My hat is off to MERD PHARMACEUTICALS, they saw a loophole and filled it with such a wonderful drug. I am sure our firm and associates will find a use for this wonder drug. Just imagine a wittiness for the prosecution, unable to testify or even the prosecutor calling everyone Cap’n and a mistrial being declared.
I would like to order at least 20,000 tablets to be delivered to the usual place by midnight. Payment by usual means.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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