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Date Posted: 30/09/06 10:58pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Mevagissey Goats taste best fresh)
Subject: 137th Annual Running of the Goats Festival

Running of the Goats October 13 - 15th Mevagissey

My associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. have contracted with the City Council of Mevagissey to supply goats for the 137th annual Running of the Goats festival. As many of you know the residents of Mevagissey delight in pygmy robustus and are often seen carrying either a whole or half eaten one around their neck. In fact their fancy of these goats presents quite a problem for the Running of the Goats festival as by October there are few goats left to chase.

It is for this reason the City Council of Mevagissey has contracted my office to supply goats for the festival this year. We will pay top price for small or large herds of pygmy robustus or hybrids, double the price for pygmy robustus/ Myotonic goat hybrids and if they are myopic as well we will triple the offer.

Time is running out and we still need at least 100 more goats by the 10th October , highest prices paid for early delivery.

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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[> Re: 137th Annual Running of the Goats Festival -- Lester Goatherd, 7/10/06 4:36am

My good Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.,

I seem to have an excess of goats, are you still paying top price, I can deliver by tomorrow. How many do you want 100, 200 or 300?

Lester Goatherd

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