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Date Posted: 28/09/06 7:11pm
Author: Horbille Blinkstien 3rd
Subject: Books on mud wrestling for pregnant 3 toed sloths
Has anyone got a copy of Mud Wrestling for Pregnant 3 Toed Sloths? Apparently there`s a hidden mesage that gives directions to some hidden treasure in the Cowdenbeath area in the edition marked `Cowdenbeath Library Only, not for public use.` If you are in possession, or you know of someone that is, of this very rare book please reply to this message with the words TREASURE WHAT BLEPEING TREASURE YOUR HONOUR!!! and I will get back to you with further instructions.
Kind regards
Horbille Blinkstein 3rd, author of: Mud wrestling for beginners; Mud wrestling Thai style; Mud wrestling the early years; Mud wrestling for the HARD OF HEARING!; Mud wrestling the art of.. in 10 easy steps. Happy Mudling:-)
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Re: Books on mud wrestling for pregnant 3 toed sloths -- Vincent Paddington (Late fees speak volumes),
29/09/06 1:08am
Cowdenbeath Public Library Alert Notice:
It has come to our attention that, Horbille Blinkstein 3rd has been trying to obtain a copy of "Mud Wrestling for Pregnant 3 Toed Sloths" by trying to circumvent the usual borrowing policy of the library. Some research by our staff has turned up requests for this same volume all across the region. It seems there are only two copies in the library lending zone and these have been very popular resulting in a long wait for borrowers of this book. Should you be contacted by Mr. Horbille Blinkstein 3rd please report it to your local Liberian at once.
Mr. Horbille Blinkstein 3rd has in the past used this same ruse to obtain copies of other books for which some unfortunate cardholders are left with thousands of pounds in fines. Do not be fooled by his clever lies, lest you become a victim of his nefarious book borrowing scheme.
Among other books Mr. Horbille Blinkstein 3rd has been looking for "Knitting for Pandas", "The complete guide to moss in the Antarctic" and "When Ice Melts- the story of water" He has been known to place a cardboard front over the after hours book drop to obtain books, so when dropping off books make sure they actually go inside the depository.
Vincent Paddington
Missing and Late Returns
Cowdenbeath Public Library
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Re: Books on mud wrestling for pregnant 3 toed sloths -- Filchy Pondsucker (that last glass of water was slightly gritty),
30/09/06 10:02am
Horbille Blinkstein 3rd, I would like to say thank you for your mud wrestling books. While I was an intern, my mother read, "Mud Wrestling for Pregnant Women" followed by "Mud wrestling for women in labor". When I finished my internship, I started reading your series, beginning with "Mud Wrestling during breaks in surgery" and introduced "Mud Wrestling for hospital staff" to a few of my colleagues.
You have changed my life.
Thankyou.
Filchy Pondsucker
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Re: Books on mud wrestling for pregnant 3 toed sloths -- William Nilly,
30/09/06 7:55pm
My good Sir Horbille Blinkstein 3rd,
While you certainly have been a prolific writer of books on mud wrestling with titles such as , 30 second Mud wrestling for busy people, Mud wrestling for Welders, Mud wrestling without Mud, The Newspaper vendors guide to Mud wrestling, and many others.
I think it was rather irresponsible to have written "Mud wrestling for Skydivers" a typographical error on the quick reference chart will surely lead to more senseless deaths as happened to my skydiving partner last week. Line 3A which reads "dump mud from plane" surly should have been before line 2C "Jump from plane" following the instructions Burt and myself jumped out at the recommended altitude, the co-pilot then dumped the trough of mud which landed squarely in Burt’s canopy as it was opening sending him plummeting earthward. Fortunately I had drifted out of the path of the mud while cleaning my goggles.
Burt’s widow and orphans are still trying to get over the shock and if I were you I would not be surprised to hear from their Solicitor soon.
William Nilly
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