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Date Posted: 11/10/06 9:41pm
Author: Hamish Natrat
Subject: Re: JOHOVAH WITNESS
In reply to:
Robert MacDonald
's message,
"Re: JOHOVAH WITNESS" on
11/10/06 5:43pm
The Church of the Latter Day Well-Off is a new branch of the Jehova`s freshly formed in North Dakota. The Desciples of the "Well-Off" as they like to be known ride around on Harleys threatening people with violence into parting with their cash, although it must be said they are`nt just in it for the money.
The esteemed leader of the group Reverend Jesse Blossomstein
can often be seen sunning himself by the pool surrounded by a bevy of beauties on one of his many ranches.
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Re: JOHOVAH WITNESS -- Robert MacDonald (Expert in Everything),
11/10/06 10:28pm
Hamish,
I interviewed Reverend Jesse Blossomstein for my book "Spotting Religious Zealots", at the time he explained to me they were actually a spin off of The Church of the Latter Day Saints (Mormons) however to conceal the true nature of their polygamy and avoid trouble with the law they claim to be Jehovah’s Witnesses. Which is actually more believable than Hindus who believe that monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman. However if you look closely at their Harley Davidson emblems the unmistakable image of the Mormon Tabernacle can be seen laser etched with proper polarizing glasses.
The Reverend Jesse was not always Well-Off, in fact he was born to an impoverished family in Kentucky who later moved to North Dakota to avoid imprisonment. His Disciples have done well for the Reverend, as you mentioned they have developed a foolproof method of collecting money for the church.
Some of his Disciples have even carried their ministry to the state prisons and penitentiaries, they are know as "Bubbas" on the inside and still practice their faith in spite of religious persecution. Although cash money is in short supply on the "inside" they still practice their faith through extortion of cigarettes and commissary vouchers. As well as "protecting" some of the not so well off inmates.
Well I hope this clears this up.
Robert MacDonald
Expert in Everything
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