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Date Posted: 5/01/07 1:48am
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Pugwash!! No realtion at all, must be someone else)
Subject: Re: New Years liquidation sale
In reply to: Winstanley Pugwash (distant relative) 's message, "Re: New Years liquidation sale" on 4/01/07 9:39pm

My dear Winstanley,

Pugwash, Pugwash Ah now I remember it seems Great Grandfather had that "indiscretion" the family often whispered about. Well anyway I will not let that stand in the way of commerce. You say you would like lots 2, 7, and 10, well I will take your bid of £5 cash and consider also some of the items in trade. As we already have One rotting Elephant’s corpse, in the skip out back since last year I am afraid that is out of the question. However the stench ridden loaf of mothers pride bread. 27 years old is intriguing. As for the genuine ming dynasty vase; the only one in existence, how many of these "one of a kind" vases can you supply by Tuesday next?

I could really use the 386 packets of Obediah`s Winegums, however if you could find 14 more to include it would supply my entire guest list for dinner next week. Therefore I make you this offer, in exchange for the 1960Cadillac, Coup de’ville, Model "355" tree chipper (Must warn you the teeth are jammed solid in the rotor housing) and contents of the storage locker I would make a trade for the Obediah`s Winegums (only if you can make it 400 even), the stench ridden loaf of mothers pride bread (27 years must be verified by date stamp) and an option on as many one of a kind genuine ming dynasty vases as you can supply along with a handling fee of £2 cash we have a deal.

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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