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Date Posted: 23/03/07 10:17pm
Author: Malcolm Smith
Subject: Re: Complaint!
In reply to: Henry Pickering 's message, "Re: Complaint!" on 23/03/07 7:48pm

Mr. Pickering,

I must protest your callous dismissal of the 1927 act for the prevention of cruelty to demented, rubber-necked, 3 toed sloth’s called Malcolm with tattooed genitalia. As a tattoo artist trained in tattooing sloth genitalia, especially the rubbernecked 3 toed variety your comments distress me. I’ve mouths to feed and it’s your ilk that makes the lives of people like me a struggle. Every day I see people pulling carts past my shop with their sloth and nary one of them are tattooed on their genitalia or elsewhere. Do you think National Health cares when I get the occasional demented 3 toed sloth swatting my ear off with its razor sharp claws? Not at all and it’s the attitude of people like you that make sloth owners not get their sloth’s tattooed.

Malcolm Smith
Sloth Tattoo Artist and keen amateur geologist.

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