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Date Posted: 4/05/06 7:48pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Search for MFCC in Sahara Called Off.
Search for MFCC in Sahara Called Off.
Well it’s been nearly a month and Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije report no sightings of MFCC in the Sahara. It would seem he has made a clean getaway as was probably the plan from the onset. Vladimer has vowed to not give up, and as best as I could understand from their conversation late last night they are planning on continuing the search until they at least recover enough to confirm things with a DNA test.
I suppose the £ 10,000 reward I offered "dead or alive" may be to blame, as I had feared some harm had already befallen him. Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije have indicated if MFCC should happen to counter the reward with say £ 50,000 they would limit their search to non-lethal means. As it stands now they are forced to use dynamite to clear the way rather than slower methods.
If anyone needs camels (slightly used and shell-shocked) contact my office, we also have quite a few metric ton of shovels that were recovered during the expedition. Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije also would like any information on MFCC’s whereabouts and are willing to pay handsomely for said information as long as it’s given willingly.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
PS- Kind and Caring Problem Solvers, please contact my office as I need some extra help with "investigation" and process service during Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije’s absence.
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