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Date Posted: 5/05/06 7:01am
Author: Meat Free Chicken Casserole
Subject: Staple-It Notes - the second coming

After disasterous forays into the production of wax cylinders for the storage of MP3's, and the breeding of Mongolian Reading Sheep, I'm back with a truly unique and fantastic business opportunity.

After spending hours on the phone and ending up with a monitor covered in yellow post it notes, I took a break and went for a walk. It was then the problem struck me - I had left my Post-It notes behind. This problem became an opportunity and Staple-It notes were born.

Staple-It notes, just like Post-It notes, but they come with you. Staple-It notes are -
- water proof so you can take them into the shower
- durable
- available in lots of nice colors
- absorbent
- sterile
- easily stapled

Now when I take a note, I make it a Staple-It note. I write the Staple-It note as per normal, use the slightly sticky adhesive strip to stick it to my arm, grab the stapler, and staple it on. You'll never leave without your notes again. Best of all they stay on in the shower, provided you use a good size staple. In no time at all you'll build up a resistance to the nasty bacterial infections that you can get from staples. Testing has shown that if you keep stapling the same area on your arm (or leg, chest, groin etc ...) after a while the scar tissue builds up and you don't even feel the staple go in.

Get in on the ground floor of this incredible business opportunity, and I'll throw in a free pack of sterilized staples and some antibiotics.

Look out for our other innovations in stationery -
* A pen that doubles as a tattoo tool
* A ruler that doubles as a very sharp kitchen knife
* An eraser that doubles as plastic explosive - actually this one is getting moved into our military products as our lab guys had to make it unstable to actually rub out pencil, but it doesn't do a very good job of rubbing out pencil, and it does say "Treat extremely gently" on the box.

Strictly confidential indications of interest can be left in this forum.

MFCC

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