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Date Posted: 9/05/06 9:46pm
Author: Dr Barry Ronaldson Head of Care Fulchester Unit, Preston
Subject: Re: Grand Opening cancellation
In reply to: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. 's message, "Re: Grand Opening cancellation" on 9/05/06 9:27pm

Dear Roger
I will order my staff to immediately untie Davenport from the asylum`s inner electric fence and get them to chain, manacle and weld him (if necessary) to a handcart. I think we have a suitable one, it was donated by Lady Daphne De Ponsonby-Smithers some years ago along with some paintings and
a victorian inlaid silver snuffbox, delightful little thing. Please send Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije over as soon as possible to collect Davenport as I fear he may be becoming suicidal. Please also tell Zvonimir not to forget the "old country" dose.
I`m very pleased to hear that our deal still stands and trust that the steamer trunk full of pund notes will be delivered to one of my country residences again ASAP.
Sincerely
Dr Barry Ronaldson Phd, Bsc, Cantab, With Honours.

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My dear, Dr Barry Ronaldson Phd, Bsc, Cantab, With Honours,

How glad I am to hear your staff has welding equipment, as soon as your staff and Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije wheel Mr. Davenport into the lorry if it would not be too much of a bother could you weld the doors shut. You might want to show Zvonimir the snuffbox as he is quite keen on snuffboxes and has a large collection himself. Just give the address where you would like the steamer trunk full of pound notes delivered an as long as things are welded up tight I am sure making delivery to your estate will not be a problem.

Do you have a supply of ether? It may be advisable to soak a mattress in ether so Tim has a good rest during transport.

It’s been a pleasure and I trust you will keep this whole business to yourself.

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law


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