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Date Posted: 16/05/06 9:55pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: Professional Help Wanted : Dealing with bureaucracy
In reply to: MFCC 's message, "Professional Help Wanted : Dealing with bureaucracy" on 15/05/06 1:33pm

My Dear MFCC,

I must warn you about the camels, our associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd have stumbled upon a discovery while looking for you in the Saharan Desert. It seems the boys good natured use of dynamite has caused several of these beasts to become carnivorous. While the ones we had have all been destroyed after eating Mr. Timothy Davenports wife and mum-in-law, many of the beasts are still roaming free. Sightings in North Surrey, and Louden confirm my fears.

I urge you to kill them before they get you and top you off with marzipan and yogurt. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. If your boys at K&CPS need help I think I could persuade Vladimer to fly over in his Sikorsky and fire a few air to ground anti-camel missiles your way.

Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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