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Date Posted: 21/05/06 12:31am
Author: Z41^
Subject: Re: spare part for a spacecraft
In reply to: Ng 7 's message, "spare part for a spacecraft" on 20/05/06 11:52pm

Ng 7,

I tried Telepathic mode 2433GJG * and got your voice mail. Looking through our inventory it looks like we will have a manglewurzle for a 25th Century Grarb9 Floox coming in on June 17, 3051. I know this sounds like it may be several centuries old but I assure you it comes from a Grarb9 Floox that was only driven to Saturn by a retired Flangenworp designer every 2 or 3 light years. As with all our products at "Future Junk" we will guarantee all our spares for 3 milenium*

Z41^
Marketing Director
"Future Junk"
Today's trash is tomorrows profits!

* guarantee does not apply to tyre's and fuel cells.

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[> [> Re: spare part for a spacecraft -- Ng 7, 21/05/06 1:18pm

T`s Z41^

Apologies 2433GJG was zooped long ago in future please use T7833HGH, I look forward to quarzering on plane 9 with you.
I am happy to wait till Jume 3051, that`a mere drop in the stratosphere in any case i`m on a mission "parp" with my girlgrog which will take at least till then to complete.
How`s planet Earth treating you by the way?.. those fiendish earthling`s still war mongering and double-dealing? when will those brainheaps learn to live in peace!
Zzob*
Ng7


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[> [> [> Re: spare part for a spacecraft -- Z41^, 21/05/06 8:22pm

T`s Ng 7,

I’ll put T7833HGH in my gorpbuttle, I look forward to quarzering on plane 9 with you also. Earthlings are still the same, I keep hoping they annihilate each other so I will not have to wait till retirement to return to my beloved planet Flatulence-7 and breath deeply of it’s aromatic atmosphere. I was going to try and facilitate an early demise of the Flangenworp designer, but since your parping your girlgrog what’s the point.

Gorkthrob,

Z41^
Marketing Director
"Future Junk"
Today's trash is tomorrows profits!


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