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Date Posted: 24/05/06 2:21am
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: Compress-a-Cat - Trademark violation notice
In reply to:
Meat Free Chicken Casserole
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"Compress-a-Cat - Trademark violation notice" on
24/05/06 12:06am
My dear MFCC,
On behalf of our client Boris Schultz, we assure you there was no intention to infringe on your Catomatic Global product trademark Compress-a-Cat machine. From your description there is little similarity between the hairball removal treatment and your companies product. Per your letter you state: "The process is simple - place the cat in the Compress-a-Cat machine and push the red button. The machine reduces your cat to a cylinder roughly the size of a shoe box in under 30 seconds. Occasionally there is some ooze as the piston moves down into the cylinder, but the majority (50.01%) of customers are happy with the results. Said feline is then decanted into a plastic carrying bag, specially designed for the cylindrical shape, and you're ready to go."
As my clients process uses compressed gas to eject the contents we feel it is a very different process, aside from requiring a plastic carry bag after processing in both cases. As Boris would like to keep a low profile until his new identity is ready he has agreed to change the name to either "Hairball Express" or "Kitty-Flator" Boris would like to know where you purchase your bags however as his current supplier is a bit of a twit.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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