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Date Posted: 26/05/06 7:27pm
Author: Mortimer Crumbcake
Subject: Re: buy many thing here
In reply to: buy many thing here 's message, "buy many thing here" on 26/05/06 8:39am

My Good Sir,

Sounds like your stuck in a rut, I would like to offer you a position with our firm "Bedbeger International" purveyors of quality Ring-Tailed Dust Bunny Lemurs, Norwegian Sewer Cleaning Rats, Swiss Postal Pelicans, Industrial Assembly Iguana’s, Left Handed Wellington boots and Peruvian Cornflakes to name just a few. If you could just see fit to drag yourself out of bed in the morning I am sure we have a position for a person such as yourself.

By the way have you ever been hypnotized? We have found it helps to hypnotize our trainees to respond to phrases like "get out of my office or I’ll call security" and "Are you daft?" with a response such as "I’ll just put you down for 3 gross of those then, Sir".

Looking forward to hearing from you soon, as some of our other sales representatives are still mending in hospital after last weeks "Double The Order" sales drive.


Sincerely,

Mortimer Crumbcake
Senior Sales Representative
Bedbeger International
Industrial Supply Sales
Nottingham Region

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