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Date Posted: 9/06/06 7:47pm
Author: Engleberg Engleberg
Subject: Re: Public Alert: Urgent Health Warning
In reply to: Dr. Walkslikeaduck 's message, "Re: Public Alert: Urgent Health Warning" on 9/06/06 1:39am

I have had the symptons you listed for many years but just put it down to hayfever or possibly bronchial pneumonia with intermittent episodes of ventricular fibrilation spliced with acute bradycardia.

Taking this into account should I drag myself to the nearest quack instantaneously or ould you recommend I commit hari-kari using a makeshift dagger made from some stolen flotsum and jetsome?

Shoe size 8 by the way..

Sincerely
E. E.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Public Alert: Urgent Health Warning -- Dr. Walkslikeaduck, 9/06/06 9:51pm

>I have had the symptons you listed for many years but
>just put it down to hayfever or possibly bronchial
>pneumonia with intermittent episodes of ventricular
>fibrilation spliced with acute bradycardia.
>
>Taking this into account should I drag myself to the
>nearest quack instantaneously or ould you recommend I
>commit hari-kari using a makeshift dagger made from
>some stolen flotsum and jetsome?
>
>Shoe size 8 by the way..
>
>Sincerely
>E. E.

Size 8 shoe, hmmmmm ..... thats a difficult one.

The size 8's are always tricky.

I'd go with the hari-kari, perhaps using a fresh mackerel, and maybe a bean salad.

If that doesn't work, then I'd go straight off to my local vet and get him to take a look at it.

Dr. Walkslikeaduck


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