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Date Posted: 16/06/06 3:14pm
Author: His Heighness Mandy Poopscoop the 19th of Kilmarnock
Subject: The Mad Society for Deranged Loonies Has...
Due to popular demand the annual general meeting for mad persons will be held bi-annually until further notice.
Attendees should bring with them a copy of the Beano; 3 stale bacon butties and a rusty manhole cover circa:~ 1927.
Tea and biscuits will be served in the afternoon (with a tennis racket) so come clad in your suit of armour.
Pensioners halfprice, Polish people strictly no admittance.
The evening disco will be taken by the one and only Tony
"i`m a nutty b`stard" Burkinshaw.
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Re: The Mad Society for Deranged Loonies Has... -- Frederico Cattleprod,
16/06/06 3:31pm
Hello Mandy!
I`m so looking forward to the bi-annual general meeting and will with your permission bring my dead tortoise lively with me. I think I mentioned lively passed away a few weeks ago after being run over by a flymo lawnmower. I called the police in but they said due to a lack of evidence and then being lazy fuckers lively`s murderer will probably never be apprehended.
I hope Cindy and the boys are keeping well. I expect Cindy`s getting really big now what with being impreganted by that obese geezer.
Luv ya lots Mand, keep up the good work:-)
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Re: The Mad Society for Deranged Loonies Has... -- Manfred Awooga (Basket-Case-Extraordinaire),
22/06/06 7:01pm
Can I bring next door`s fence?... Also, will I be allowed in donned in my leopardskin, crutchless, leotard, with:
"I despise everyone with an `E` in their name!" emblaizoned on my hairier than hairy chest in luminous and highly toxic indian ink?....
Just to add, 25 + 25 = more than a bakers dozen.
Signed
M Awooga (Basket-Case-Extraordinaire) and fruitcake to the stars...
Fokit! Fokit!! Fokit!!!
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Re: The Mad Society for Deranged Loonies Has... -- Monkeychops O`hooligan The 49th of Hull, 22/06/06 7:28pm
Will SANE people be allowed in only I want to bring my dentist Monsieur G Nasher?
Personally i`m only 3/5th`s barmy but I will prove my insaneness by wearing a large, dead, stuffed, parakeet in my hair and will be carrying copy of the racing post in my adidas holdall and a packet of walls bangers (sell by date 3rd March 1956 sellotaped to my upper right manderbill.
I will ne plunging a rusty dagger into the host some time during the interlude so don`t forget to wear your best white bri-nylon shirt!!!!!!!!!
SEE YA THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monkeychops..
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Re: The Mad Society for Deranged Loonies Has... -- Daphne Reeks Ms, 23/06/06 5:35pm
I`m crazier than an empty box of killer tarantulas let loose on a hutch full of chickens on a wet month in July in sunny Espana... but he gives two hoots anyway?
P.S. My mates nan has dyed auburn hair:-)
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