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Date Posted: 5/07/06 9:05am
Author: Silvester Randall
Subject: Re: Notice of Intention to Move Country
In reply to: Bruce 's message, "Notice of Intention to Move Country" on 5/07/06 3:49am

Here at Country Movers we can help you in respect of moving your Country to another place. Sorry if this sounds a lttle patronizing but where is Australia exactly? Is it a very big Country and are they good at worthwhile sport? Ive had a butchers at the old atlas and I can`t seem to locate Australia, I hope this is`nt a wind-up!
Country Movers offers very reasonable rates, in fact we will re-locate your Country for less than the price of a good England football manager so we`re not talking tens of millions of $ here. Using our tried and tested semi-failsafe system of 500 tugs, 300 barges, 60 ex-us navy dinghies, 85 canoes, 60 rowing boats, 9 junks and a floating pier or two
we guarantee that your move will be without aggro and will not take longer than 3 months give ir take a bakers-decade or seven.
Country Movers are also proud to offer a dismantable option where we break your Country into tiny fragments and re-assemble hopefully to exactly as was before in the location/venue of your choice.
Please get back to me ASAP witrh your preferences and I will
get our people to liase with your people, contracts will be exchanged and then the bnasty business can commence.
Cheers!
Silvester Randall CEO Country Movers
" We take the strain nearly of moving your dump elsewhere"...

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[> [> Re: Notice of Intention to Move Country -- Bruce, 5/07/06 11:42am

Thanks for the offer Silvester.

Let me talk it over with the missus.

Yeah, we can be hard to find, cause we're to bloody far from everything else. Whats that ad campaign we've got on at the moment - "Where the bloody hell are you?" - damn good question.

Bruce

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